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    27 Reasons You Should Never Visit Poland

    A complete waste of time, tbh.

    1. So some people like to believe Poland is beautiful.

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    Old Town, Warsaw

    2. But the sad truth is, it's not.

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    Ojcowski National Park

    3. It's a country that should be avoided at all costs.

    4. There's absolutely nothing particularly breathtaking to see there.

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    Bear's Cave, Kletno

    5. No interesting landscapes.

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    Tatra National Park

    6. No remarkable animals.

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    European Bisons (zubry) in Bialowieski National Park

    7. No fascinating nature.

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    Crooked forrest in Nowe Czarnowo

    8. Not to mention, the seasons suck. Spring has nothing to offer.

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    Marsh Marigold (kaczence) in Bialowieski National Park

    9. Summer is highly forgettable.

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    Baltic sea beaches near Jaroslawiec

    10. Autumn is gloomy and depressing.

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    Sanctuary in Kalwaria Zebrzydowska

    11. And winter is just the ugliest season of them all.

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    Wielkopolski National Park

    12. The country has no history whatsoever.

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    European Solidarity Centre in Gdansk

    13. It's like it just popped up out of nowhere one day.

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    Biskupin archaeological museum.

    14. Consequently, it has close to no traditions.

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    Kraków nativity scenes contest

    15. And that's also why the cities aren’t all that great.

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    Palace of Culture and Science, Warsaw

    16. Very mediocre, if you look closely.

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    Panorama of Wroclaw

    17. Ugh, how ugly!

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    Wawel, Krakow

    18. Not to mention the architecture that is quite unremarkable.

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    Aula Leopoldina, Wroclaw

    19. Everything's so grey.

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    Old Market Square in Poznan

    20. Post-Communist landscape, really.

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    Mariacka Street, Gdansk

    21. Major drawback? Terrible castles.

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    The Knights Of The Cross castle in Malbork

    22. On top of all that, the food is horrible.

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    Zurek soup served in a bread bowl

    23. It actually looks pretty disgusting, tbh.

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    Oscypki in Zakopane

    24. All in all, the whole country screams "mediocre".

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    Tyniec Benedictine abbey

    25. It is pretty sad to see.

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    Biebrzanski National Park

    26. And it feels like no one’s even trying out there to make it look appealing.

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    Salt sculptures 135 meters underground in the Wieliczka Salt Mine

    27. Seriously, why would anyone even bother visiting Poland?

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    Tatra National Park

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