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27 Signs You're A Former "Twilight" Fangirl

Hey, we were all 13 once.

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1. There’s a “Team Edward” or "Team Jacob" shirt in the back of your closet somewhere.

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2. And you still have old Edward and Bella posters hanging in your childhood bedroom.

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3. “Twi-hard,” “Twilighter,” and “Twerd” were all titles you called yourself at some point.

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4. Every once in awhile, “Bella’s Lullaby” comes on when you’re listening to your iTunes on shuffle.

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And you don't skip it.

5. You know how to spell “Stephenie.”

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6. Twilightlexicon.com and stepheniemeyer.com are buried in your bookmarks.

7. You knew every inch of Stephenie’s website, and prayed every day for a new blog from her.

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8. And the only reason you even read The Hunger Games is because Stephenie recommended it on her blog.

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And then you were obsessed with that, too.

9. You still know the names of every single actor in the first movie, because you followed that casting process religiously.

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10. Taylor Lautner was the hottest guy on the planet to you.

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11. But you were totally in love with Robert Pattinson and watched every film he was ever in.

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His hair, tho.

12. And you definitely shipped him with Kristen, and felt vindicated when they started dating later.

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13. The only reason you watched the 2008 VMAs was for the Twilight cast appearance.

Only to have Russell Brand cut off Rob mid-sentence.
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Only to have Russell Brand cut off Rob mid-sentence.

14. You're still subscribed to a bunch of YouTubers who used to vlog about Twilight.

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15. And you loved this Twilight trailer spoof.

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16. You still have your ticket stub for the first movie somewhere.

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17. And you didn't miss a single interview or behind-the-scenes for it.

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18. You know who Josh Horowitz is because of that press tour.

19. And you hated it when interviewers compared Twilight to High School Musical.

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20. Every time a new book came out, you stayed up all night reading the entire thing.

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21. Even after going to the midnight book release party at your book store.

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22. You read The Host even though you were mad at Steph for writing it before she finished Breaking Dawn.

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But it was actually pretty good!

23. When Stephenie announced Midnight Sun you were SO EXCITED because it was a dream come true.

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OH MY EDWARD.

24. And when she cancelled it, it was like she stomped on all of your dreams with industrial-sized boots

Time to die.
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Time to die.

25. Even though you were mostly over it all by the time it came out, you couldn’t resist reading The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

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Hey, it was free, why not?

26. And when you heard about Life and Death you laughed, but secretly you know you'll probably read it eventually.

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27. Because even though your burning love for Twilight may have dimmed, you know deep down it will never truly die.

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