54 years ago on this day, October 13, Special Agent Fox Mulder came into this world.
According to The X-Files creator, Mulder and Scully are no longer together in the upcoming revival. But surely Scully's given her ex-boo a fair few presents in the time that we've missed.
Here are some things that were probably among them:
1. New pencils.
2. Some better clothes.
3. Like a shirt that actually fits.
4. A new poster.
5. Some actual groceries.
"Mulder, you are an ADULT." -Scully, probably.
6. A baseball bat, for old time's sake.
7. A healthy dose of skepticism.
8. A list of approved phrases and words he can pull off.
9. A Cher CD, to remember that great concert.
10. An Elvis CD.
11. A gift certificate to a tattoo parlor, so he can finally get his UFO tat.
12. A subscription to an alien conspiracy tabloid.
13. A withering stare.
14. Superstars of the Superbowls, just to get rid of it.
15. Sunflower seeds.
16. A grudging acknowledgement of possible paranormal activity.
17. And we all know what kind of birthday party Mulder would have demanded Scully throw him.
Happy Birthday, Mulder!
