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17 Gifts You Just Know Scully's Given Mulder On His Birthday

I want to believe.

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54 years ago on this day, October 13, Special Agent Fox Mulder came into this world.

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According to The X-Files creator, Mulder and Scully are no longer together in the upcoming revival. But surely Scully's given her ex-boo a fair few presents in the time that we've missed.

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Here are some things that were probably among them:

1. New pencils.

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Just to rub it in his face that yeah, she saw your ceiling masterpiece, Mulder.

2. Some better clothes.

3. Like a shirt that actually fits.

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4. A new poster.

He's had the same one for at least 20 years.
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He's had the same one for at least 20 years.

5. Some actual groceries.

"Mulder, you are an ADULT." -Scully, probably.

6. A baseball bat, for old time's sake.

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7. A healthy dose of skepticism.

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8. A list of approved phrases and words he can pull off.

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9. A Cher CD, to remember that great concert.

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10. An Elvis CD.

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11. A gift certificate to a tattoo parlor, so he can finally get his UFO tat.

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12. A subscription to an alien conspiracy tabloid.

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13. A withering stare.

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14. Superstars of the Superbowls, just to get rid of it.

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Scully is not above re-gifting.

15. Sunflower seeds.

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16. A grudging acknowledgement of possible paranormal activity.

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17. And we all know what kind of birthday party Mulder would have demanded Scully throw him.

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Happy Birthday, Mulder!

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