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    Australia, Europe Needs You To Answer These Questions Now

    Australia, I love you, but man you're weird.

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    1. Why do your coin sizes make no sense?

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    Bigger coins = higher value, wouldn't that be easier?

    2. What's the deal with ATMs in convenience stores?

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    Damn, that actually is quite convenient.

    3. What's up with your weird food combinations?

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    Are you sure the best way to eat sprinkles is just by putting them on a piece of bread and hoping they won’t fall off?

    4. What's the deal with French press coffee makers?

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    They're not even French. They just make really watery coffee.

    5. Why do you eat the animals on your Coat of Arms?

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    Thank God you don't eat koalas as well.

    6. What's up with those weird birds running around the city?

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    You call them "bin chickens", but they look more like ratchet flamingos to me.

    7. Why do you call docks "wharfs"?

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    "Wharf" sounds like a dog barking.

    8. Why do you add an O at the end of every word?

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    Italians did it first, get your own stereotype.

    9. And why do you guys abbreviate everything?

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    Brekkie, barbie, sickie, mozzie, tradie… you know you sound like toddlers, right?

    10. What is it with you saying "no worries" instead of "you're welcome"?

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    I wasn't worried in the first place.

    11. Why do you call flip flops "thongs"?

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    Thongs are something completely different in Europe.

    12. Why do your houses look so small from the outside?

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    But on the inside, they're way bigger than they look.

    13. How come you can turn power plugs on and off?

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    That's actually a good idea now that I think about it.

    14. Why are you so comfortable walking around barefoot?

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    I know we're near the beach, but we're not actually on it.

    15. And what is your obsession with working out outside?

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    Not that I'm complaining...

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