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Australia, Europe Needs You To Answer These Questions Now

Australia, I love you, but man you're weird.

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1. Why do your coin sizes make no sense?

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Bigger coins = higher value, wouldn't that be easier?

2. What's the deal with ATMs in convenience stores?

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Damn, that actually is quite convenient.

3. What's up with your weird food combinations?

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Are you sure the best way to eat sprinkles is just by putting them on a piece of bread and hoping they won’t fall off?

4. What's the deal with French press coffee makers?

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They're not even French. They just make really watery coffee.

5. Why do you eat the animals on your Coat of Arms?

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Thank God you don't eat koalas as well.

6. What's up with those weird birds running around the city?

You call them "bin chickens", but they look more like ratchet flamingos to me.
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You call them "bin chickens", but they look more like ratchet flamingos to me.

7. Why do you call docks "wharfs"?

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"Wharf" sounds like a dog barking.

8. Why do you add an O at the end of every word?

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Italians did it first, get your own stereotype.

9. And why do you guys abbreviate everything?

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Brekkie, barbie, sickie, mozzie, tradie… you know you sound like toddlers, right?

10. What is it with you saying "no worries" instead of "you're welcome"?

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I wasn't worried in the first place.

11. Why do you call flip flops "thongs"?

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Thongs are something completely different in Europe.

12. Why do your houses look so small from the outside?

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But on the inside, they're way bigger than they look.

13. How come you can turn power plugs on and off?

That's actually a good idea now that I think about it.
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That's actually a good idea now that I think about it.

14. Why are you so comfortable walking around barefoot?

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I know we're near the beach, but we're not actually on it.

15. And what is your obsession with working out outside?

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Not that I'm complaining...