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The Most Persistent People On OkCupid
Badgering women with multiple messages is not the way to get yourself a date.
The Most Awful "Honest" Men On OkCupid
Be honest in your online dating life. But "honesty" doesn't mean you need to promote your absolute grossest traits.
Looking To Pay For Sex On OkCupid
Online dating can get lonely. But OkCupid isn't Craigslist.
OKCupid Is Not A Therapist's Office
Use online dating to find love, not a free therapy session.
The Dirtiest Old Men On The Internet
Young women don't just have to deal with creepy old guys at bars and at work. They're online, too.
The Angriest People In Online Dating
Please keep your arms, legs, and anger management issues inside the ride at all times.
The Full-Figure Fetishists Of OkCupid
Full-figured? There are creepy dudes on the Internet for you too.
They're Real And They're Fabulous, But Quit Messaging Me About Them
Straight dudes, we know you like boobs. You don't need to send us quite so many online dating messages about them.
The Biggest Buttheads In Internet Dating
When you're online dating, don't lead with the ass. (This is probably NSFW, and definitely NSFL.)
The Smartest Smarties On Internet Dating Sites
We all want to date someone intelligent. These online daters TELL you they're smart, but....
How To Not Be Terribly, Blatantly Shallow On OkCupid
Everyone on OkCupid is at least a little shallow. But don’t be so obvious about it.
9 Things You Must Do When An Online Date Goes IRL
So you're online dating. For real. Here's how to move it to real life.
9 Steps To The Perfect Online Dating Message
How to message the object of your internet affection. This is the correct way.
How To Write A Good Online Dating Profile
There are enough terrible internet dating profiles out there. Here's how to write one that won't send potential partners running to the closest cat video.
The Least Lovable Liberals On OkCupid
Being awful on online dating sites isn't just for Red Staters.
The Proto-Rapists Of OkCupid
Why do online daters think it's cute to bring up rape?
When Annoying Ayn Rand Acolytes Invade OkCupid
Come November, Americans might elect an Ayn Rand fan into the White House. They also wanted to be elected into your bedroom.
When ADD Strikes On OkCupid
Online dating can be hugely distracting. But at least focus for the two minutes it takes to write a message.
OkCupid's Red Hot Ginger Fetishists
The men of OkCupid are burning for the fire-crotch.
Some Creepy Online Dating Messages Are Better Than Others
Sleazy messages are de rigueur on internet dating sites. At least sometimes they're creative.