Anal sex can be life-changing in the best way, but sometimes it can go really wrong. Comedy Central Maybe one time he pulled out too quickly, and a ball of poop the size of a golf ball hit your partner in the stomach. Via Twitter: @CrapTaxidermy Perhaps he had a piercing on his penis, so his foreskin tore during your encounter — and you both had to rush to the hospital. PBS Or maybe you chose the wrong damn day to eat Chipotle when trying out that fancy new strap-on, and made a splattery mess on bae's white sheets. Bravo Anal sex can be hit or miss, so tell us: What's your most embarrassing anal sex horror story? Walt Disney Pictures Tell us in the comments below for a chance to be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post.