We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us which American fast-food items went too far. Here are the wild results.
1. Red Robin Red Ramen Burger
What it is: Everything you love about a burger, smushed between two flat reminders of drunken college nights eating on your floor.
2. Burger King Mac n' Cheetos
What it is: Mac ‘n’ cheese deep-fried in an orange Cheetos crust.
—Shannon Sims Smith, Facebook
3. Jack in the Box Hella-Peño Burger
What it is: An obnoxious burger patty topped with jalapeños, thick cheese, and even more deep-fried, breaded, cheese-stuffed jalapeños. OH. MY. LORD.
—Mallory Amanda, Facebook
4. Taco Bell Cap'n Crunch Delights
What it is: A doughnut hole filled with icing, rolled in bits of Capn' Crunch. It actually sounds pretty good...SORRY.
5. Burger King Halloween Whopper
What it is: It's a classic Whopper with an A1 sauce–baked, black-dyed bun. It apparently turned people's poop green, so that's fun.
6. Pizza Hut Hot Dog Bites
What it is: A pizza, but instead of having normal goddamn crust, it's laced with PIGS IN A BLANKET AND SERVED WITH DIPPING MUSTARD. WHY?
—Richard Eric, Facebook
7. Taco Bell Waffle Taco
What it is: It's like a breakfast sandwich, but wrapped in a waffle like a taco. Because, why not?
8. Friendly's Grilled Cheese Burger Melt
What it is: A hamburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, running at 1,500 calories.
—Rebecca Fike, Facebook
9. Burger King Bacon Sundae
What it is: Oh, just your normal, average vanilla ice cream sundae, with chocolate and caramel drizzle, bacon bits, and a huge slice of bacon slammed on top.
—Jordan Christine, Facebook
10. Domino’s Pasta Bread Bowls
What it is: All the pasta you love, in a gigantic bowl you can eat made of bread.
11. Taco Bell Spicy Potato Taco
What it is: A normal taco, except it's filled with potato bites and chipotle sauce. Shamefully appetizing.
—Roxanne Marie, Facebook
12. Papa John's Frito Chili Cheese Pizza
What it is: A perfectly lovely pizza slaughtered by Frito bits.
13. Carl’s Jr. Double Loaded Omelet Biscuit
What it is: Exactly what it says — it's two folded omelets, all cheesed up, filled with bacon bits, on an English muffin.
14. Taco Bell Mountain Dew A.M.
What it is: Literally orange juice mixed with Mountain Dew. A stoner's mimosa, if you will.
—Stephanie K., Facebook
15. Jack in the Box Croissant Donuts
What it is: When a croissant and a doughnut love each other very much, this concoction comes to life.
—Jessica Coffey, Facebook
16. Sonic Chocolate Jalapeño Shake
What it is: Your fave shake flavor with a hot 'n' spicy twist to it. Can you survive it?
17. Dunkin’ Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich
What it is: It's your classic breakfast sandwich on a glazed doughnut.
18. Domino's Specialty Chicken
What it is: Fried pizza crust with chicken, jalapeños, pineapple, bacon...pretty much anything you want. For no good reason except that Domino's can do whatever the hell they want.
—Daniel Richards, Facebook
19. KFC Double Down
What it is: Bacon, cheese, and ~special sauce~, squished comfortably between two chicken patties. Helloooo, diarrhea!
—Bonnie Cleveland Evans, Facebook