We asked the BuzzFeed Community for their favorite posts about being petty. Here are the real-as-hell results.
Note: Not all images were submitted by Community users.
1. When you suspect someone's lying, so you whip out those detective skills:
2. When someone says something even slightly offensive, and you never, ever forget it:
3. And when someone tries to cross you, and you remind them of the power you hold:
4. When you poke around online, just to make sure your enemies are suffering:
5. When your boo pisses you off, so you hit them with some thick, juicy pettiness:
6. When you utilize your developed skill of being sneaky, in the name of getting some good-ass tea:
7. And when the gossip isn't even remotely fresh, and disappointment fills your soul:
8. When someone ends up being a snake, so you show them the door:
9. When you let the petty overcome you, and you go OFF:
10. When you gotta make sure you've got the upper hand so you don't end up getting played:
11. And you end up doing some crazy shit, ~just to be safe~:
12. When you wake up every day vowing to be less petty, but you can't because it's a way of life:
13. When you know you're doing too much, but it's too late to turn back:
14. When you only have two sides to you, and one is not to be messed with: 😊
15. When you'd pretty much do anything to put someone right back in their own lane:
16. When you know the dark truth about someone, so you stir shit up just a little bit:
17. When you have receipts, so there's no point in keeping all of that important information to yourself:
18. When you send that risky message and it feels like an eternity before you get one back:
19. When you find your petty soulmate and you feel like together you can rule the world:
20. And though they'll try, they'll never be at your level of pettiness:
21. When you know it's just best to be honest with yourself:
22. When you have a list of *very valid* reasons for being the way that you are:
23. And 99.99% of the time, events play out in your petty-ass favor...
24. ...because at the end of the day, you can't trust ANYONE but your own damn self. 🐸🍵
