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How Much Of A Bluth Are You?

Bring this quiz home from army.

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  1. 20th Century Fox
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    You live in a Model home.
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    And you drive a stair car.
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    You’re not allowed to eat anything in the car. EVER.
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    You have a large family.
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    Your family has a lot of money.
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    Well, they used to.
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    And they are often pretty disappointing human beings.
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    Your family owns a company named after them.
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    And they used to own a banana stand.
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    But someone in your family burned it to the ground.
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    You know the best way to teach lessons is to scare people.
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    You believe magic needs to be taken more seriously.
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    The Aztec Tomb is the best magic trick.
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    You founded the Alliance of Magicians.
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    But also managed to get kicked out of it.
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    You've had a crush on your cousin.
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    You’ve KISSED your cousin in a non-family manner.
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    Steve Holt is the dreamiest. STEVE HOLT.
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    You have a girlfriend named Ann, but her name also might be Egg. Or Bland.
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    You shouldn’t eat the dead dove.
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    You agree that Michael is a chicken.
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    And there is no incorrect chicken impression.
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    Your doctor is really bad at delivering news, bad or good.
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    You have a adopted a Korean child named Annyong.
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    You know what a "never nude" is.
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    You know someone who IS a never nude.
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    YOU are a never nude.
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    You have shorts that completely hide your thunder.
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    The greatest and worst actor alive is Carl Weathers.
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    You have a hook for a hand.
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    YOU'RE A MONSTER.
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    You wondered who Mr. F was for a long time.
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    But now you know you've been wrong all along.
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    You don't know who your father is.
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    You’ve created a band called Dr. Fünke’s 100% Good Time Family Band Solution.
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    You could DEFINITELY be the world’s first analrapist (analyst and therapist).
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    You know cartography.
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    And archaeology.
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    And participated in Native American Tribal ceremonies.
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    You've dated someone with your mom's name.
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    You've dated someone by accident.
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    If you don’t understand a question, you don’t have to respond to it.
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    You have brought home many awards from army.
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    You just blue yourself.
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    You've made a huge mistake.
 
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