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How Much Of A Bluth Are You?

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    You live in a Model home.
    And you drive a stair car.
    You’re not allowed to eat anything in the car. EVER.
    You have a large family.
    Your family has a lot of money.
    Well, they used to.
    And they are often pretty disappointing human beings.
    Your family owns a company named after them.
    And they used to own a banana stand.
    But someone in your family burned it to the ground.
    You know the best way to teach lessons is to scare people.
    You believe magic needs to be taken more seriously.
    The Aztec Tomb is the best magic trick.
    You founded the Alliance of Magicians.
    But also managed to get kicked out of it.
    You've had a crush on your cousin.
    You’ve KISSED your cousin in a non-family manner.
    Steve Holt is the dreamiest. STEVE HOLT.
    You have a girlfriend named Ann, but her name also might be Egg. Or Bland.
    You shouldn’t eat the dead dove.
    You agree that Michael is a chicken.
    And there is no incorrect chicken impression.
    Your doctor is really bad at delivering news, bad or good.
    You have a adopted a Korean child named Annyong.
    You know what a "never nude" is.
    You know someone who IS a never nude.
    YOU are a never nude.
    You have shorts that completely hide your thunder.
    The greatest and worst actor alive is Carl Weathers.
    You have a hook for a hand.
    YOU'RE A MONSTER.
    You wondered who Mr. F was for a long time.
    But now you know you've been wrong all along.
    You don't know who your father is.
    You’ve created a band called Dr. Fünke’s 100% Good Time Family Band Solution.
    You could DEFINITELY be the world’s first analrapist (analyst and therapist).
    You know cartography.
    And archaeology.
    And participated in Native American Tribal ceremonies.
    You've dated someone with your mom's name.
    You've dated someone by accident.
    If you don’t understand a question, you don’t have to respond to it.
    You have brought home many awards from army.
    You just blue yourself.
    You've made a huge mistake.

How Much Of A Bluth Are You?

You're not Bluth at all... but that's a good thing. You probably have a semi-normal life, don't have to worry about hop-ons, and aren't the test subject in your brother's magic illusion tricks. RUN FREE AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

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You're somewhat Bluth. You've got SOME strange in you, but for the most part, you're a normal human being, and most likely have no never nudes in your family.

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You're medium-level Bluth. You probably have little knowledge of what an actual chicken sounds like and think vodka goes bad after you open the bottle. You've got a strange life, but that's what makes it interesting.

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Oh, yeah. You're DEFINITELY a Bluth. You miss using company money, you've probably had some jail time... hell, you most likely have a hook for a hand. You do, don't you? Pour yourself a glass, you're stuck with your name and your family for life.

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