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19 Secrets People With Resting Swiftface Won't Tell You

♫ 'Cause I've got a Swiftface baby...♫

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So, you've heard of "resting bitchface."

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And you've maybe even heard of "resting niceface."

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But there's another phenomenon sweeping the nation: Resting Swiftface.

1. We know that Resting Swiftface is a lot like "resting niceface," and we embrace it.

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The more approachable we are, the more friends we can wrangle in.

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2. We never have to pause to decide what face to make in a picture.

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There is already one loaded up in the vault.

3. We never have to explain how we're ~feeling~ to anyone.

Everyone just assumes our brain is in constant sunshine mode.
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Everyone just assumes our brain is in constant sunshine mode.

4. We're never anxious about nerve-wracking moments.

All we have to do is act natural. We'll already look psyched to be anywhere we are.
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All we have to do is act natural. We'll already look psyched to be anywhere we are.

5. We're not nervous about anyone outshining us in photos.

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No matter who we're standing next to.

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6. We're genuinely full of happy thoughts.

Awards?! Pizza?! Five dollars?! All produce the same reaction.
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Awards?! Pizza?! Five dollars?! All produce the same reaction.

7. We're proud that we've naturally mastered the art of looking cute while surprised.

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And we didn't even have to try.

8. We believe we were born to brighten up any room we walk into.

Were you sad a minute ago? Not anymore.
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Were you sad a minute ago? Not anymore.

9. There is no situation in which we do not look adorable.

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Wet hair on a hot day? No problem. Pay attention to our cuteness.

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10. We know how to flawlessly brush off the haters.

No one will stop us from being our fabulous, sunshine-y selves. We can't help being born this way.
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No one will stop us from being our fabulous, sunshine-y selves. We can't help being born this way.

11. Our classic looks run in the family.

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Thanks, Momma Swift.

12. We never have to pretend to be excited.

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Therefore, everything instantly seems exciting.

13. We've figured out subtle ways to vary our look.

For example, the "I'm-Shocked-Slash-Excited-But-Damn-I'm-Classy" is a great go-to for big events.
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For example, the "I'm-Shocked-Slash-Excited-But-Damn-I'm-Classy" is a great go-to for big events.

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14. We know how to make the weirdest situations fun.

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"This guy is dressed as a perfume bottle from my beauty line? Just gonna react by being completely myself."

15. We know that 99% of our charisma comes from how delightful we always seem.

You can't escape.
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You can't escape.

16. We are the definition of a good time.

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No one suspects we have ever had a bad day.

17. We're rarely caught off guard.

Even if we are genuinely shocked, you'd never know.
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Even if we are genuinely shocked, you'd never know.

18. We know no one is safe from our charm.

Resting Swiftface is contagious.
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Resting Swiftface is contagious.

19. Finally, we know how to make everything look extremely exciting.

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Try to not be happy when we're around.