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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Tambi\\u00e9n es un s\\u00faper h\\u00e9roe, pero es respetado por muchos villanos. Lo cual lo hacer exponencialmente m\\u00e1s impresionante.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Es completamente honesta, y una gran esposa comprensiva con su descarrilado esposo.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Tienda a sorprender a otros con su inteligencia. Adem\\u00e1s, te puede darte una serenata con su talento musical.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Es due\\u00f1o de un negocio y creci\\u00f3 como un marginado, por lo que es ~nadie lo entiende ~. Lo cual es totalmente adorable.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Tiene un gran estilo, y cree en personas que ni siquiera creen en ellas mismas.

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Why You're Thirsty: She's got a great sense of style, and believes in people that don't even have faith in themselves sometimes.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Como Plankton, tambi\\u00e9n es due\\u00f1o de un negocio, lo cual muestra gran determinaci\\u00f3n. Tambi\\u00e9n fue un cadete en la Marina del Pac\\u00edfico. Criaturas mar\\u00edtimas militares: genial.

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Why You're Thirsty: Like Plankton, he's a business owner, which shows major determination. He's also a former cadet in the Pacific Navy. Military sea creatures = dreamy.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Es ignorante de la mayor\\u00eda de las cosas de una manera adorable, pero de una forma que lo quieres ayudar en lugar de ser frustrante. Tambi\\u00e9n es un amigo extremadamente leal.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Su perspectiva positiva en cada aspecto de la vida lo hace muy divertido.

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Why You're Thirsty: His overall positive outlook on every single aspect of life makes him really fun to be around.

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: Es atl\\u00e9tica, y definitivamente sabe lo que quiere.

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Why You're Thirsty: She's athletic, and definitely knows what she wants.

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Why You're Thirsty: Rugged men are so dreamy. Seriously. Plus, who doesn't like a friendly dude?

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Por qu\\u00e9 tienes sed: \\u00bfQui\\u00e9n no se ha sentido atra\\u00eddo por un socorrista en la alberca?

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The Definitive Ranking Of "SpongeBob SquarePants" Characters By Hotness

15. Mermaid Man

14. Barnacle Boy

13. Karen Plankton

12. Gary the Snail

11. Squidward Tentacles

10. Sheldon Plankton

9. Mrs. Puff

8. Eugene Krabs

7. Patrick Star

6. SpongeBob SquarePants

5. Pearl Krabs

4. The Flying Dutchman

3. Sandy Cheeks

2. Larry the Lobster

1. Fred (AKA the "My Leg!" and "My Eyes!" Guy)

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