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    The Definitive Ranking Of "SpongeBob SquarePants" Characters By Hotness

    If nautical crushes be something you wish...

    15. Mermaid Man

    14. Barnacle Boy

    13. Karen Plankton

    12. Gary the Snail

    11. Squidward Tentacles

    10. Sheldon Plankton

    9. Mrs. Puff

    8. Eugene Krabs

    7. Patrick Star

    6. SpongeBob SquarePants

    5. Pearl Krabs

    4. The Flying Dutchman

    3. Sandy Cheeks

    2. Larry the Lobster

    1. Fred (AKA the "My Leg!" and "My Eyes!" Guy)