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    17 Fucking Weird Alcoholic Drinks You Can Actually Try

    A DRINK WITH A HUMAN TOE IN IT, PEOPLE.

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the weirdest alcoholic drinks they know of. Here are the results that'll make you gag.

    1. Sourtoe Cocktail

    There's a hotel in the Yukon where you can take a shot of clear alcohol with a REAL disembodied toe in it. WHY??????

    j4f8

    2. Cement Mixer

    This ~treat~ combines Baileys and lime juice. Once the shot is in your mouth, shake your head back and forth until a lumpy "cement" consistency forms. Then, swallow. FUN.

    —Hayley Fields, Facebook

    3. Hot Cheeto-Infused Vodka

    This DIY drink will be fun for you, until it makes you run to the toilet. 💩

    seniab

    4. Baby Mice Rice Wine

    So this is a bit spooky — baby mice are drowned inside jugs of rice wine. It's considered to be a cure-all health drink in Korea, which is pretty cool, but otherwise, NO THANKS.

    —Jessica Coffey, Facebook

    5. Three Penis Wine

    You didn't ask for it, but wine made with seal, deer, and dog penis, exists — though there are also versions of it made with snake, deer, and dog penis.

    aysasi0711

    6. Live Minnow Shot

    At Big Dick's Halfway Inn in Ozarks, Missouri, you can drop a LIVE MINNOW into your shot before you take it down. As if a shot wasn't bad enough on its own.

    madison10

    7. Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer

    Ever wanted beer with oregano, tomato, garlic, and basil in it???? Me neither!!! Try it anyway, sinners!!

    —AJ Nevills, Facebook

    8. Tapeworm shot

    Just hear me out: Tabasco sauce + vodka + black pepper + a thin sliver of mayo. HAHAHA JK DON'T HEAR ME OUT, THAT'S NASTY.

    Jon-Michael Poff

    9. Jester King Brewery Snörkel Beer made with oyster mushrooms

    This is a Farmhouse Ale brewed with oyster mushrooms and smoked sea salt. It's not the worst, but totally one of the weirdest.

    —Tara Bragg, Facebook

    10. Bloody Brain

    Get ready to gag: It's a combo of peach schnapps, Baileys, and grenadine. The Baileys curdles instantly. Appetizing.

    StylistJ

    11. Salmon Vodka

    Okay, so salmon-flavored alcohol is pretty common in Alaska, but the thought of fish-flavored booze just really makes my stomach churn. FIGHT ME!

    —Jennifer Leigh, Facebook

    12. Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout

    I'll say it again: Seafood alcohol doesn't seem right!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!!

    —Roxy Marie, Facebook

    13. Mac 'n' Cheese Shot

    Take the classic American meal, add rum (!!!), and gulp this shit down like a champ.

    —Betty Jane Smith, Facebook

    14. Scorpion Vodka

    This has a goddamn scorpion floating around inside. Supposedly it gives the alcohol a "woody" taste, but, like, you know that's ACTUALLY the taste of scorpion, right???? K.

    —Katy Lynn Patterson, Facebook

    15. Smoker's Cough

    Listen up, lads and ladies: Who came up with the idea to mix jäger with mayonnaise??? You need JESUS.

    Brett Vergara

    16. Kiss The Devil Chili Pepper Wine

    It’s a spicy-as-heck wine made with real hot chili peppers. If you can handle this, you can handle ANYTHING.

    SweetGeek25

    17. And Habushu

    Y'ALL, THIS IS SNAKE WINE. THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING DEAD SNAKE INSIDE. NOPE. BYE!!!!

    ravenbard

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