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Evan Peters Was Adorably Embarrassing In These Early ’00s Commercials

Just call him Evan "Corn Pops" Peters.

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This is Evan Peters:

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You know him from American Horror Story. He's a dreamboat and your #MCM.

But did you know that long before he graced us with his studly self on AHS, he was gloriously adorable in a few early 2000s commercials?

Let's take a trip back in time. And try not to faint from cuteness.

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He started as an intense gamer in 2001, promoting one of Playstation 2's first online games, ATV Offroad Fury: Clowns.

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Complete with crisp, clever lines.

Look at that determination. Is he preparing for all the hearts he's going to break in a few years?

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Or the clowns he's actually going to have to face?

See his moving performance in full here:

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Evan's charm continued to advance when he starred in Progressive's "Boredom Insurance" commercial.

DO YOU REMEMBER IT???
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DO YOU REMEMBER IT???

That face could sell anything. LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS.

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"Get insurance and stuff, because you could land a starring role on a huge TV show and be really gorgeous, and you're probably not even listening, are you?"

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This is a work of art. Made of pure gold.

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Seriously. Flo can't even compete with this.

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And who could forget his nationally recognized performance (OK, not really) in this Corn Pops commercial?

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Everyone wants to be looked at the same way Evan looks at pay phones.

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WE WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU PAY PHONE MONEY, EVAN.

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American Horror Story: GOTTA HAVE MY POPS.

Iconic.
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Iconic.

Check out Evan's emotional Corn Pops journey here:

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Admit it. You just fell even more in love.

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