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21 Dick Moves Every Original "Animal Crossing" Player Made

Anything for more bells.

1. Created an account with a strange name.

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Other definitely valid player names: "Kanye W." and "Oprah W."

2. Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee.

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3. Fast forwarded the clock to holidays, also for more bells.

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THANKS, MOM <3

4. Did literally anything you could to piss off Tom Nook.

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5. And Resetti.

6. Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.

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7. And on the town bulletin board.

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Nailed it.

8. Put up with shit like this just so you could ask animals for gifts or jobs.

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Well, you're an asshole. Give me things.

9. Walked into the museum when you didn't need anything, just because you wanted to wake this guy up.

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10. Screamed, "NO!" whenever Rover asked to sit by you.

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I hate you, Rover.

11. Hoarded too many things from Lost and Found.

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"Uhhh, yes. This is all mine."

12. And then ran away from Booker inside, just because he'd run after you.

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~Fuck the police~

13. Antagonized other animals just so they'd react weirdly to you.

14. And tried to push other animals when they stood close to the water.

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Stop. Smiling. And. Dancing.

15. Hunted down K.K. Slider when he graced your town with his presence.

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A guitar player with great eyebrows? Sign me up.

16. Went to fitness classes and did WHATEVER YOU WANTED.

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I'MMA DO ME.

17. Slammed your shovel against everything because you felt like it.

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ROCKS! *BANG* BUILDINGS! *BANG* FENCES! *BANG*

18. Went to other towns JUST so you could bring things back to sell.

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19. Stared at animals while they slept.

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Just practicing for real life.

20. Sat in strangers' homes as if you weren't being weird at all.

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*Turns head slowly* I've been waiting for you, Marcy the Kangaroo.

21. And caught other living creatures to SELL THEM AT THE LOCAL STORE.

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Anything for more bells.

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