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19 Weird-As-Fuck Porn Parodies That Really Exist

I don’t remember asking for a ​Full House​ porno, but K.

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the most WTF porn parody they knew of. Here are the...interesting...results.

1. Strokémon

A parody of: PokémonPikachu is named Dickachu in this film, which is kinda scary, but you have to admit those costumes are 💯.—jaker40
Wood Rocket

A parody of: Pokémon

Pikachu is named Dickachu in this film, which is kinda scary, but you have to admit those costumes are 💯.

jaker40

2. Full Holes

A parody of: Full HouseARE WE UNCOMFORTABLE OR EXCITED????? THE UNCERTAINTY IS UNBEARABLE. —jenniferw4
PornHub

A parody of: Full House

ARE WE UNCOMFORTABLE OR EXCITED????? THE UNCERTAINTY IS UNBEARABLE.

jenniferw4

3. Simpsons XXX Parody

A parody of: The SimpsonsThe. Yellow. Body. Paint.—Betty Jane, Facebook
Wood Rocket

A parody of: The Simpsons

The. Yellow. Body. Paint.

—Betty Jane, Facebook

4. Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls

A parody of: Harry PotterARE THOSE DILDOS IN THE PLACE OF WANDS??? We had a childhood once, but now it is long gone. —emilye4
whorreypotter.com

A parody of: Harry Potter

ARE THOSE DILDOS IN THE PLACE OF WANDS??? We had a childhood once, but now it is long gone.

emilye4

5. Star Whores: Princess Lay (XXX Parody)

A parody of: Star WarsThere are so many clever things about this title, it's hard to be mad.—HomestuckFangirl
Brazzers

A parody of: Star Wars

There are so many clever things about this title, it's hard to be mad.

HomestuckFangirl

6. Bob's Boners

A parody of: Bob's Burgers

Is Tina in this??? Does she groan instead of moan? (Sorry. But DOES SHE?????)

lummpyspace

7. Not the Wizard of Oz XXX

A parody of: The Wizard of OzThere better be flying monkeys in this. Otherwise, what is the point?—Josie Alyvia
X-Play

A parody of: The Wizard of Oz

There better be flying monkeys in this. Otherwise, what is the point?

Josie Alyvia

8. American Dad XXX

A parody of: American Dad!THAT ROGER THE ALIEN COSTUME. NO. NO. NO. NO!!!!!—andremansa
Exquisite Films XXX

A parody of: American Dad!

THAT ROGER THE ALIEN COSTUME. NO. NO. NO. NO!!!!!

andremansa

9. Evil Head

A parody of: Evil DeadGood title. Good makeup. Let's hope they do ~that~ tree scene.—Mystirose
Burning Angel / Via youtube.com

A parody of: Evil Dead

Good title. Good makeup. Let's hope they do ~that~ tree scene.

Mystirose

10. The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

A parody of: Lord of the RingsWHAT THE HECK????? THEY LOOK LIKE VAMPIRES, NOT HOBBITS.—Tessann
E.I. Independent Cinema

A parody of: Lord of the Rings

WHAT THE HECK????? THEY LOOK LIKE VAMPIRES, NOT HOBBITS.

Tessann

11. Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles — The XXX Parody

A parody of: Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesSo does this whole thing take place in the sewers and they eat pizza afterward? Fingers crossed.—Amy Gabriel, Facebook
Wood Rocket

A parody of: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

So does this whole thing take place in the sewers and they eat pizza afterward? Fingers crossed.

—Amy Gabriel, Facebook

12. Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody

A parody of: Scooby-Doo"Jinkies" is right.—madisonw44
NewSensations

A parody of: Scooby-Doo

"Jinkies" is right.

madisonw44

13. The Nightmare Before XXXmas

A parody of: The Nightmare Before ChristmasHopefully Zero, the ghost dog, makes an appearance.—j4c9
Burning Angel

A parody of: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Hopefully Zero, the ghost dog, makes an appearance.

j4c9

14. Family Guy: The XXX Parody

A parody of: Family Guy*Prays for perfect Massachusetts accents from the actors*—ashcarner
Full Spread Entertainment

A parody of: Family Guy

*Prays for perfect Massachusetts accents from the actors*

ashcarner

15. Assventure Time: The XXX Parody

A parody of: Adventure TimePrincess Bubblegum is called "Princess BubbleCUM" in this. *shudders*—camrynj
Wood Rocket

A parody of: Adventure Time

Princess Bubblegum is called "Princess BubbleCUM" in this. *shudders*

camrynj

16. SpongeKnob SquareNuts

A parody of: SpongeBob SquarePantsWHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTO????? IS THAT SPONGEBOB???????? HE LOOKS LIKE BEETLEJUICE.—hollyleaf1122
Wood Rocket

A parody of: SpongeBob SquarePants

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTO????? IS THAT SPONGEBOB???????? HE LOOKS LIKE BEETLEJUICE.

hollyleaf1122

17. Edward Penishands

A parody of: Edward ScissorhandsThere is spaghetti in this porno. Sign me up.—jxnnjxnn
Video Team

A parody of: Edward Scissorhands

There is spaghetti in this porno. Sign me up.

jxnnjxnn

18. E.T. XXX

A parody of: E.T. The Extra TerrestrialIs that E.T. a person in a suit??? A robot??? Does it move??? WE NEED ANSWERS.—mothrastewart
Dreamzone

A parody of: E.T. The Extra Terrestrial

Is that E.T. a person in a suit??? A robot??? Does it move??? WE NEED ANSWERS.

mothrastewart

19. And Jurassic Porn

A parody of: Jurassic ParkJURASSIC FUCKING PARK, PEOPLE.—rejb3
GTHAI Movie 15

A parody of: Jurassic Park

JURASSIC FUCKING PARK, PEOPLE.

rejb3

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