Then, BAM! From out the shadows, an eggplant turned vampire by Bunnicula decides that he craves puppy blood (Say what??? That doesn’t even make sense.) and goes after the family dog.
Shoot! Chester must have missed this guy when he spiked all the other undead veggies in their hearts with toothpicks…
FYI, this all goes down post cat medication, AKA Chapter: I Think I Just Peed Myself / Who da faaaaa authored this heaping vat of “What in the hell is happening?”
I’m confused and concerned.
So, is our pooch a survivor? Can he escape this terror, or must he succumb to the vegetable-induced, night-walking fate of the Damned? You’ll have to finished the sequel, “The Celery Stalks at Midnight,” and let me know. I couldn’t make it. Are these tears on my face? Yup, I’m crying over here. I mean…look at him.
Conclusively, if your parents started reading this to you (and didn’t stop after the first chapter, those bastards!), then my apologies. Have fun sleeping in their bedroom during “Easter Bunny at the Mall” season. It’s going to be a rough ten years, kid.
You just been Bedtime Storied.
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