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    The Definitive Ranking Of The Men From The "Hobbit" Trilogy


    25. Dain Ironfoot

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    He's just kinda grimy and gruff looking. Not exactly bangable.

    24. Alfrid

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    That unibrow. That sleazy voice. That HAT. *shudders*

    23. The Master of Laketown

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    Somewhere in-between the astounding narcissism, the dubious facial hair, and the combover, this ruler of Esgaroth just isn't cutting it.

    22. Bombur

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    Basically a butterball with a ginger Rapunzel beard. But hey, if you're into that sort of thing...

    21. Dori

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    Someone really needs to tell him that his mustache isn't fetch.

    20. Oin

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    What a grump.

    19. Radagast the Brown

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    Being a wizard is great and all, but Radagast travels by way of sled-pulled-by-rabbits. Not exactly something you could brag to your friends about. If there's such thing as being too in touch with nature, Radagast is it.

    18. Bifur

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    Looks like he stood in a bucket of water during a lightning storm, honestly.

    17. Saruman

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    An attitude adjustment might've helped his case but whatevs.

    16. Gloin

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    Being Gimli's dad has to count for something, right?

    15. Nori

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    That beard though. #tryhard

    14. Gandalf the Grey

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    He's probably older than Middle Earth itself but this sly dog has some boss-ass moves.

    13. Balin

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    Sure he's old, but he's a sweetheart and was probably a cute lil dwarf in his prime.

    12. Dwalin

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    His baldness is a bit unsettling, but there's something rugged about his face. I guess.

    11. Beorn

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    Like those before him, it's really the facial hair that ruins his chances.

    10. Ori

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    ...he'd probably be a little better off without those bangs, but he's not completely terrible.

    9. Bofur

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    Actual ray of sunshine Bofur.

    8. Elrond

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    Not the fairest elf of them all, but still a pretty smooth bastard.

    7. Fili

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    I mean, he's Thorin's nephew. It's pretty much a requirement that he's good looking.

    6. Bilbo Baggins

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    Bilbo is a precious hobbit cupcake who is literally as cute as a button. What's that you're saying about his face from the Fellowship of the Ring? I can't hear you.

    5. Legolas Greenleaf

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    Though for some reason he wasn't as hot in this trilogy as he was in the first one, Legolas is still quite the attractive BAMF.

    4. Thranduil

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    This Elven King has achieved levels of fabulousness that we mere mortals can only dream of.

    3. Bard the Bowman

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    He looked a hell of a lot more like Orlando Bloom in this movie than Orlando Bloom did himself, if we're being real. Also, SO HEROIC AND BROODY.

    2. Kili

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    The youngest and by far the most charming dwarf in Thorin's Company. Also proves the point that sometimes, less is more where beards are concerned.

    1. Thorin Oakenshield

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    Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror. The King Under the Mountain. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART. Though it was a close call, the commanding presence and heart of Thorin sets him above the rest (and don't even get me started on his glorious hair). If you looked up the word "majestic" in a dictionary, Thorin's picture would be the only definition.

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