When I walked into my toddler's room and saw that she had ripped off her diaper, had decorated her crib and the walls with its contents, and was shoving a nice handful of poop into her mouth as I looked on in horror. #awHELLNAW
(PS She has done this a total of four times now to date.)…Â
I was given laughing has for the pain. Didn't really make me feel better, it just made me feel high. For three hours i pleaded with the nurses and my kid's dad to go buy me a pizza and those bastards never went out to get me one.
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