How I Lost My Virginity, In GIFs

I was a virgin for 25 years, and then I wasn't anymore. Here's how it went.

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I'd put on a tight green American Apparel U-neck dress that I hoped would entice some guy to put it in me for a second. Which would be long enough for me to feel comfortable talking about it brunch, rather than feeling like

My friends all responded differently: