Voltaire is really a lot like Tupac. You better get used to me putting classic literature on your level like that.
No no no Jenna don't go to the bathroom and leave us alone here at this bar nooooooooo.
Do you really still need to be friends with a judgmental jerk, or your friend's needy ex? Didn't think so.
I was a virgin for 25 years, and then I wasn't anymore. Here's how it went.