Before you discover your ~chosen sex toy~, you have to know your Myers-Brigs type.
If you don't know yours, you can take the official test online here.
OR you can also just kind of guess your four-letter type. The four letters in the Myers Briggs test represent your tendencies when it comes to social behavior, decision-making, and lifestyle. Those dichotomies are:
Worldview: Extroversion (E) or Introversion (I)
i.e. would you rather play with your pals or hang out at home with a book?
Information: Sensing (S) or Intuition (N)
i.e. when taking in something new, do you prefer to take it simply, at face value or interpret / add meaning based on your gut?
Decisions: Thinking (T) or Feeling (F)
i.e. when making up your mind about something, do you primarily rely on logic and structure, or do you gravitate towards emotion and empathy?
Structure: Judging (J) or Perceiving (P)
i.e. would you rather things in your life to be decided and set, or do you like to stay open to whatever options might come along?
For a more detailed description of each trait, you can head to the Myers & Briggs Foundation.
Now you can find your sex toy soulmate.
What Sex Toy Should You Buy Based On Your Myers-Briggs Type?
They don’t call ISTJs the Duty Fulfillers for nothing. You have this unfortunate habit of worrying about your responsibilities even when you should be relaxing, so here’s your solution: a Kegel trainer that rewards you with vibration. You get to be your hardworking and task-oriented self and still get off. Win-win. Buy here for $149.
There are few greater joys for you than really getting down and dirty in a project with a lot of moving parts. Combine that with the fact that you’re easily bored, and this kit — which will help you figure out how to orgasm in a dozen different ways — is exactly what you need. Enjoy. Buy here for $250.
Since you’re someone who usually puts the needs of others above your own, this luxurious vibe is exactly what you need to treat yo’ self. Tell us it doesn’t speak to your sophisticated taste. And as an added bonus, since you value your privacy, it’s both super quiet and discreet. Buy here for $219.
ISFPs are the true artists of all the types, super in touch with looks, tastes, sounds, touches, and smells. And while, OK, there aren’t a lot of toys on the market that engage all of the senses, this vibe will pulse along to any music you connect to it. Talk about a ~sensory experience~. Buy here for $130.
You may be quiet, but you’re a force to be reckoned with, and this hidden-in-plain-sight vibrator necklace suits you perfectly. It’s clean and quiet enough not to offend your private sensibilities, but just dangerous enough to rock your strictly ordered and controlled world. Buy here for $69.
Full disclosure: This thing isn’t actually out on the market yet, but it will definitely be worth the wait, especially for the highly imaginative, creative INFP. With the help of an app, this vibrator syncs with erotica and has specific vibration patterns for ~certain parts~ of the stories. Do with that what you will. Check it out here.
This remote-controlled wearable vibrator hits your clitoris and your G-spot at the same time, so it’ll help you get the job done discreetly and all on your own. Plus, the remote lets you control both ends, experiment with different patterns and intensities, and make custom vibration playlists — perfect for your inner tinkering scientist. Should you decide to ease up on your fiercely private and independent nature, though, this makes a great couples toy, too. If you’re willing to hand over the remote. Buy here for $179.
Others might peg you as overly logical and straight-laced, but nothing gets you going like a creative, original solution to an everyday problem. Enter this vibrator, which is pretty much a DIY cowgirl position. So hop on and enjoy — minimal boring grunt work (aka your worst enemy) required, unlike other vibes that wear your wrist out. Buy here for $87.
You're a doer, ESTP. You live a fast-paced life and understandably get a little (OK, a lot) impatient if you don't see immediate results. Luckily for you, the Magic Wand is pretty much the MVP of vibrators, so powerful that it'll get the job done so you can move onto your next adventure. Oh, and it's kind of loud, but drawing attention to yourself has never been a problem, has it? Buy here for $54.95.
You’re on the practical and traditional side, but that doesn’t mean you don’t like to play — in fact, you’re probably athletic and adventurous. But frills don’t really get you going. You’re more excited by hard work and hands-on activities, which is why this deck of positions will serve you better than any toy. There might even be a position in there that finally helps you RELAX. Buy here for $21.99.
Oh, ESFP. You’re quite the performer, all about new experiences, thrills, and feeling like the center of attention. This wearable, remote-controlled vibrator — meaning you can put it on under your clothes anytime, anywhere — will stroke that secret exhibition kink of yours without actually getting you arrested or something. Go ahead. Chase the thrill. Buy here for $129.
ESFJs are the ultimate caregivers, which is great, but maybe not for your pleasure. You put the needs of others over your own, love serving others, and seek positive re-enforcement so much that you probably forget to ~take care~ of yourself. Nuru massage (which essentially involves rubbing your bodies all over each other with the help of a special massage gel) is mutually gratifying, so you can get even more pleasure out of giving. Buy here for $39.95.
This classic vibe might be a little scary-looking, but luckily, you’re probably open-minded and free-spirited enough that you’re not gonna blink twice. What matters is that it stimulates both the clitoris and the G-spot with independent controls, has five vibration patterns, and has a rotating shaft with six rotational patterns — aka it has enough bells and whistles that it’ll take you a long time to get bored of it (which is a feat for an ENFP). Buy here for $90.
As the ultimate giver, nothing takes the sexiness out of things for you like some impersonal, rumbly machine getting in the way of your human connection. This toy is pretty much your hand but better, a good way to add vibration to sexytime, either solo or with a partner. Buy here for $79.
When you play, you play hard, and nothing gets you going quite like trying something new. Enter this beginner BDSM kit. It goes without saying that you like dominating, so enjoy, but maybe you can try to switch it up, ENTP. Buy here for $49.99.
Full disclosure: This product isn’t actually out on the market yet, but it’ll be worth the wait, especially for the super driven and achievement-oriented ENTJ. Basically, this vibrator will be a fitness tracker or your orgasms, allowing you to develop a mastery over your own pleasure. And you know you’ll be challenged to continually one-up yourself with better orgasms, because that’s just how you roll. Check it out here.