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12 Weird Sex Toy "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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  1. If you had to stick one in you, which would you pick?

    This probably blasphemous
    Via divine-interventions.com
    This probably blasphemous "Jackhammer Jesus" dildo
    This
    Via adsavvy.org
    This "Head O State" Barack Obama dildo

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If you had to stick one in you, which would you pick?
  1. This probably blasphemous
     
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    This probably blasphemous "Jackhammer Jesus" dildo
  2. This
     
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    This "Head O State" Barack Obama dildo
  1. How would you rather explore some ~interspecies~ fun?

    Via bad-dragon.com
    "The Tentacle," which is about as girthy as a goddamn soda can
    Via primalhardwere.com
    "The Growler," which emulates a werewolf dong

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How would you rather explore some ~interspecies~ fun?
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    "The Tentacle," which is about as girthy as a goddamn soda can
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    "The Growler," which emulates a werewolf dong
  1. "I choose you, ____!"

    Via GeekySexToys
    "Charmy," the Charmander-inspired dildo
    Via GeekySexToys
    Via GeekySexToys
    "Squirty," the Squirtle-inspired dildo
    Via GeekySexToys
    Via GeekySexToys
    "Bulby," the Bulbasaur-inspired toy
    Via GeekySexToys
    Via GeekySexToys
    "Piky," the Pikachu-inspired butt plug
    Via GeekySexToys

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"I choose you, ____!"
  1.  
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    "Charmy," the Charmander-inspired dildo
  2.  
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    "Squirty," the Squirtle-inspired dildo
  3.  
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    "Bulby," the Bulbasaur-inspired toy
  4.  
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    "Piky," the Pikachu-inspired butt plug
  1. Which would you rather stick up your butt?

    The
    Via screwysextoys.com
    The "Gerbil Flex Stimulator," which is supposed to feel like a gerbil up your bum
    This big ol' pinecone-shaped butt plug
    Via screwysextoys.com
    This big ol' pinecone-shaped butt plug

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Which would you rather stick up your butt?
  1. The
     
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    The "Gerbil Flex Stimulator," which is supposed to feel like a gerbil up your bum
  2. This big ol' pinecone-shaped butt plug
     
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    This big ol' pinecone-shaped butt plug
  1. Which is the lesser of two penis-enveloping evils?

    The supremely lifelike
    Via sinthetics.biz
    The supremely lifelike "Vajankle"
    Via sickchirpse.com
    "Mr. Jack with a Moustache"

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Which is the lesser of two penis-enveloping evils?
  1. The supremely lifelike
     
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    The supremely lifelike "Vajankle"
  2.  
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    "Mr. Jack with a Moustache"
  1. How would you rather ruin your childhood?

    The
    Via teddy-love.myshopify.com
    The "Teddy Love" vibrating stuffed bear
    The
    Via amazon.com
    The "Rub My Duckie" vibrator

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How would you rather ruin your childhood?
  1. The
     
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    The "Teddy Love" vibrating stuffed bear
  2. The
     
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    The "Rub My Duckie" vibrator
  1. Which would you rather bring into bed with you?

    This
    Via lovehoney.co.uk
    This "Death by Orgasm" scorpion vibrator
    This not-at-all-creepy clown vibrator
    Via amazon.com
    This not-at-all-creepy clown vibrator

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Which would you rather bring into bed with you?
  1. This
     
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    This "Death by Orgasm" scorpion vibrator
  2. This not-at-all-creepy clown vibrator
     
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    This not-at-all-creepy clown vibrator
  1. Which would you rather sit on?

    This whimsical
    Via amazon.com
    This whimsical "Double Magic Ball" with two insertable dildos
    This pointy
    Via amazon.com
    This pointy "Cone Vibrator"

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Which would you rather sit on?
  1. This whimsical
     
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    This whimsical "Double Magic Ball" with two insertable dildos
  2. This pointy
     
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    This pointy "Cone Vibrator"
  1. Which love doll would you rather get it on with?

    This Justin Bieber-inspired
    Via amazon.com
    This Justin Bieber-inspired "Just-In Beaver"
    This three-boobed Area 51 beauty with three out-of-this-world holes
    Via amazon.com
    This three-boobed Area 51 beauty with three out-of-this-world holes

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Which love doll would you rather get it on with?
  1. This Justin Bieber-inspired
     
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    This Justin Bieber-inspired "Just-In Beaver"
  2. This three-boobed Area 51 beauty with three out-of-this-world holes
     
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    This three-boobed Area 51 beauty with three out-of-this-world holes
  1. How would you rather have some all-American fun?

    This double-ended
    Via firehottoys.com
    This double-ended "Fantasy Football Stroker"
    This fuckable
    Via screwysextoys.com
    This fuckable "Footlong Stroker" hotdog

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How would you rather have some all-American fun?
  1. This double-ended
     
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    This double-ended "Fantasy Football Stroker"
  2. This fuckable
     
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    This fuckable "Footlong Stroker" hotdog
  1. Which giant dong would you prefer?

    The footlong
    Via lovehoney.co.uk
    The footlong "Great American Challenge"
    The 15-inch Orca dildo, which will have you
    Via exotic-erotics.com
    The 15-inch Orca dildo, which will have you "swimming in a sea of lust"

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Which giant dong would you prefer?
  1. The footlong
     
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    The footlong "Great American Challenge"
  2. The 15-inch Orca dildo, which will have you
     
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    The 15-inch Orca dildo, which will have you "swimming in a sea of lust"
  1. Which, uh...just...which one?

    This
    Via primalhardwere.com
    This "Ovipositor," which ejaculates alien eggs into you
    Via bondagefetishstore.com
    "Enema Pants," which allow you to have an enema with your own pee

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Which, uh...just...which one?
  1. This
     
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    This "Ovipositor," which ejaculates alien eggs into you
  2.  
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    "Enema Pants," which allow you to have an enema with your own pee

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