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69 Tweets For Everyone Who Is Anxious, Depressed, Tired, Lonely, And Overworked, But FINE JUST FINE

"i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming"

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Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately? Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

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friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it

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because anyone with a conscience is fuckin depressed all the time https://t.co/PMlHRp3Yun

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Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close to Losing It

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fancy high end depressed restaurants people 🤜🤛 eating off of cutting boards

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life problems i anticipated as a child - ghosts life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child - social interactions - depression - anxiety

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my friends: me w the aux: alright so this next song makes me wanna throw myself into a river but in a good way

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me transitioning from 2018 to 2019

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hey any sugar daddies out there wanna send me money in exchange for photos of me crying

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"Sorry, just seeing this now!" - Me to my deep seeded childhood trauma

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drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns

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i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming

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ME: And this is the room I cry in DATE: You've said that about every room ME: Correct

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therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you? satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol” therapist: that's not so bad satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”

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Therapy -Expensive -Years of hard work -Emotionaly draining -Tough to find Screaming in the woods -Free -Immediate relief -Scares hunters enough to leave therefore saving innocent animals -Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods

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all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self

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i suffer from depression, or as my father puts it "no i don't."

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Move the bowl please https://t.co/2EhHQHHyPt

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Me: hey are you gonna act up today My anxiety: yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes

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whoooo is that girl iiii seeee, staring straight back at me, when will my reflection show, who i am insiiiide

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can u just finish me off already

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me: [getting my heart shattered into a million pieces] haha no worries

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me: *opens mouth to scream into the void* the void: sorry man we're full up me: what? the void: there's no more room. we're teeming with screams me: but— the void: we👏are👏at👏capacity👏sir. try a pillow.

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i'm great!! i'm good i'm doing good hahaha. i mean "well" haha! haha i'm doing well, not good! haha i'm not doing good! im not doing so good

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“make time for yourself” me at 1AM: mE tiMe

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bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

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Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help Me: I went to the park today Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that Me *opens coat* this duck

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therapy: -expensive -sounds boring saying “that’s just showbiz baby”: -free -sounds tight as fuck

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ive made a meme that describes all of my problems

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Trying to keep my dramatic episodes down to only twice a week.

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when you're depressed but you still want to encourage your friends

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[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

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I'm gonna power the whole country.

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Me on the outside vs me on the inside

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[after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time

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I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what

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me: im so funny i lov myself!! anxiety: if youre so funny then why are u on ur own tonight me:

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when my depression comes back after a period of feeling okay

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me to my anxiety: people are focused on themselves. they're not thinking about you depression: ever me: that's not what i meant

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A message of hope from the Norwich Extra

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I feel you, vending machine, I feel you.

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Me: "WYD" Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough" Me: "Without me? Lol 🙈"

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me: i have depression someone: u should get out more! go outside me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression

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me when i clean out my bedroom after a depressive episode

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For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

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how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression

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i'm depressed, but i wouldn't say i'm Entertainment Weekly depressed https://t.co/6f3GrLDEXw

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my body: WHAT DO WE WANT? my brain: SLEEP! my body: WHEN DO WE WANT IT? my brain: AT EITHER 2PM OR 3AM my body: hey wait— my brain: LITERALLY NO OTHER TIME my body: no that’s not— my brain: WE ARE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE

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i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage

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everyone should be nice to me for one very big reason: 1. please

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trying to apply what your therapist says

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my two moods are “i can’t believe i get to be a person” and “i can’t believe i have to be a person”

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me vs me 30 seconds later for no reason

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my therapist: hi me: starts crying

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me too bitch you ain't special https://t.co/FhnXbPSJAM

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Me: Who needs antidepressants? I'll just listen to Hey Ya by Outkast daily Narrator: But things were not alright alright alright alright

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me at 8:42 on a monday https://t.co/Ko78gke6uK

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When you're dying inside but you have to keep on smiling

By the way: Humor is a great way for a lot of people to cope with depression and anxiety, but if you found a lot of things in this post a little too relatable, you might want to look into ways to take care of yourself. So, here are some quick resources, just in case:

You can learn more about starting therapy, since pretty much everyone can benefit from talking to a professional, or get some ideas for self-care.

And if you need to talk to someone immediately, you can speak to someone by calling the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) and or by texting HOME to 741741, the Crisis Text Line. And here are suicide helplines outside the US.

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