1. This flawless comeback:
2. This stressful moment:
3. And this equally disorienting one:
4. This dance of the glasses-less:
5. This unhelpful piece of advice:
6. This losing battle:
7. This crazy concept:
8. This foolproof move:
9. This bit of advice that will make you say "Oh, honey":
10. That awkward moment:
11. This thing that happens every fucking time:
12. This keen observation:
13. This important personality indicator:
14. This proof that there are two kinds of people:
15. This unfortunate side effect:
16. This recipe for disaster:
17. This defining childhood moment:
18. This cold, hard truth:
19. This coping mechanism:
20. This glasses callout:
21. This world of difference:
22. This far from definitive list:
23. This completely suave moment:
