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18 Orgasms You've Probably Had If You Have A Vagina

"Was that pee or did I squirt?" —you, after an orgasm

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1. The "WTF Just Happened" Orgasm

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AKA your first orgasm ever. Maybe you were exploring innocently. Maybe you accidentally caused some friction. Maybe you'd been waiting forever and finally found the right toy or partner or maneuver. Whatever it was, IT CAME AND IT FELT AWESOME.

2. The "Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost..." Orgasm

This orgasm fakes you out several times before finally showing up. By the time it does, you're mostly over it, tbh.
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This orgasm fakes you out several times before finally showing up. By the time it does, you're mostly over it, tbh.

3. The "Thrasher" Orgasm

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This orgasm is a switch for any convulsion your body is capable of — so be careful, because you might accidentally kick someone in the face or nearly suffocate them between your thighs like a vise. But...worth it.

4. The "Too Late to Skip This Part of the Porn" Orgasm

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It's almost like this orgasm TRIES to pop up at the most inopportune time. The video you're watching switches to an unsavory angle or some kink you're not down for pops up, but you're THISCLOSE so you're not exactly going to STOP. So yup, you suck it up and finish.

5. The "Sorry But There's No Way I Can Look Cute Right Now" Orgasm

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Sometimes, you put in marginal effort to look not-grotesque when you're coming, but NOT WITH THIS ORGASM. It hijacks every part of your face and demands you look as gross as possible. You may be a scrunchy-faced beast, but that's the price you pay for pleasure.

6. The "Just Let Me Do It" Orgasm

Partnered sex is great and all, but no one knows your body like you do. And there are times when an orgasm feels juuust out of reach, so you take the damn reins yourself and welcome that smug bastard into the world.
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Partnered sex is great and all, but no one knows your body like you do. And there are times when an orgasm feels juuust out of reach, so you take the damn reins yourself and welcome that smug bastard into the world.

7. The "I'm Bored So I Might As Well" Orgasm

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It's not the most passionate of orgasms, but sometimes you've got some time to kill and two hands, so...

8. The "Why Have I Been Bothering With Penetration?" Orgasm

That awkward moment when you have a clitoral orgasm so good, you can't help but wonder why the fuck you've been trying it any other way. The clit is it.
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That awkward moment when you have a clitoral orgasm so good, you can't help but wonder why the fuck you've been trying it any other way. The clit is it.

9. The "World Record" Orgasm

DID THAT TAKE, LIKE, TWO SECONDS? GIVE YOURSELF A MEDAL.
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DID THAT TAKE, LIKE, TWO SECONDS? GIVE YOURSELF A MEDAL.

10. The "Thank You, Come Again" Fake Orgasm

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Look, sometimes an orgasm just isn't happening, but when your partner usually has the magic touch and has made such a good effort, a fake orgasm doesn't feel like a bad idea. It's like a nice encouraging thank-you card for their hard work!!

11. The “Holy Shit Where Did That Come From” Orgasm

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This sneaky orgasm doesn’t need an introduction. It just shows up whenever it wants to with horns blaring. It might make you jump, but it’s not exactly an unwanted surprise.

12. The "Wake the Neighbors" Orgasm

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This orgasm rattles the vocal cords (and headboard and box spring) of even the most quiet humans.

13. The "Was That Pee or Did I Squirt?" Orgasm

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You came and there was some sort of bodily fluid involved but WHAT WAS IT?

(Spoiler alert, btw: Squirting is basically pee, so the answer is BOTH.)

14. The "Stop Whatever You're Doing and Die" Orgasm

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This orgasm will show up, but only if you continue EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING DON'T CHANGE A THING SO HELP ME GOD.

15. The "So Soft You Nearly Missed It" Orgasm

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The gentlest of orgasms. If orgasms are like sneezes, then this one is like that one chick with a dainty little rabbit sneeze that makes everyone say, "Omg, is that your REAL SNEEZE? It's so cute!"

16. The "Might as Well Be a Bottle Of ZzzQuil" Orgasm

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Once this orgasm's over, you're out like a goddamn light. Sweet dreams.

17. The "Bonus" Orgasm

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You thought you were done after one? Or two? Nope. Have an extra.

18. And finally, THE BEST ORGASM EVER.

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Whatever that means to you. You know the one.

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    Most of them, yeah
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    Only a few
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    Most of them, yeah
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    Only a few
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    Actually, I'm just a person with a penis here out of curiosity
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