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19 Jokes About Being Single That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry

"You're someone's dream person." Can that bitch wake up and come talk to me then???

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1. That record-scratch moment:

2. This straight-up myth:

3. This false dichotomy:

4. This call to action:

5. This valiant effort:

6. This résumé builder:

7. This deal of a lifetime, tbh:

8. This annoying conundrum:

9. This fairly successful coping mechanism:

10. The worst spectator sport:

11. This alternative to mingling:

12. This truth, damnit!!!:

13. The thirst that is real:

14. This countdown to that wonderful time of year:

15. And the holiday that's never far behind:

16. This response to a question YOU'RE SO TIRED OF, OK:

17. And this one:

18. This crazy desire:

19. But this would do just fine too:

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