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10 Masturbation "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

Never masturbate again or masturbate five times a day...forever?

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  1. 1. Would you rather...

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    Never masturbate to porn again
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    Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Game of Thrones
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1. Would you rather...
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    Never masturbate to porn again
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    Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Game of Thrones
  1. 2. Would you rather...

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    Your parents walk in on you while you're masturbating
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    Accidentally dial your boss while you're masturbating
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2. Would you rather...
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    Your parents walk in on you while you're masturbating
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    Accidentally dial your boss while you're masturbating
  1. 3. Would you rather...

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    Never get to use sex toys again
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    Have to use household objects every time you masturbated
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3. Would you rather...
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    Never get to use sex toys again
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    Have to use household objects every time you masturbated
  1. 4. Would you rather...

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    Find out your roommate can always hear you masturbating so you can learn how to be quiet already
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    Remain blissfully ignorant to the fact that your roommate can definitely always hear you masturbating and carry on as usual
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4. Would you rather...
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    Find out your roommate can always hear you masturbating so you can learn how to be quiet already
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    Remain blissfully ignorant to the fact that your roommate can definitely always hear you masturbating and carry on as usual
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  1. 5. Would you rather...

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    Have your vibrator die right as you're about to come
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    Have someone knock on the door right as you're about to come
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5. Would you rather...
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    Have your vibrator die right as you're about to come
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    Have someone knock on the door right as you're about to come
  1. 6. Would you rather...

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    Never masturbate again
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    Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever
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6. Would you rather...
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    Never masturbate again
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    Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever
  1. 7. Would you rather...

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    Never use lube/lotion while masturbating again
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    Spill a ridiculous amount of lube/lotion every single time you masturbate no matter where you are
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7. Would you rather...
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    Never use lube/lotion while masturbating again
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    Spill a ridiculous amount of lube/lotion every single time you masturbate no matter where you are
  1. 8. Would you rather...

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    Have to announce on Facebook or Twitter every time you're about to masturbate
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    Post audio of a masturbation session one time
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8. Would you rather...
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    Have to announce on Facebook or Twitter every time you're about to masturbate
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    Post audio of a masturbation session one time
  1. 9. Would you rather...

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    Have to go to the emergency room for an embarrassing masturbation-related injury with no lasting physical consequences
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    Have an unrelated injury that prevented you from masturbating for a month
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9. Would you rather...
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    Have to go to the emergency room for an embarrassing masturbation-related injury with no lasting physical consequences
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    Have an unrelated injury that prevented you from masturbating for a month
  1. 10. Would you rather...

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    Get paid $1,000,000 to never masturbate again
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    Get paid $100 every time you masturbate
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10. Would you rather...
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    Get paid $1,000,000 to never masturbate again
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    Get paid $100 every time you masturbate
 
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