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10 Masturbation "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

Never masturbate again or masturbate five times a day...forever?

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  1. 1. Would you rather...

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    Never masturbate to porn again
    Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Game of Thrones

10 Masturbation "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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1. Would you rather...
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    Never masturbate to porn again
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    Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Game of Thrones
  1. 2. Would you rather...

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    Your parents walk in on you while you're masturbating
    Accidentally dial your boss while you're masturbating

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2. Would you rather...
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    Your parents walk in on you while you're masturbating
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    Accidentally dial your boss while you're masturbating
  1. 3. Would you rather...

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    Never get to use sex toys again
    Have to use household objects every time you masturbated

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3. Would you rather...
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    Never get to use sex toys again
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    Have to use household objects every time you masturbated
  1. 4. Would you rather...

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    Find out your roommate can always hear you masturbating so you can learn how to be quiet already
    Remain blissfully ignorant to the fact that your roommate can definitely always hear you masturbating and carry on as usual

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4. Would you rather...
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    Find out your roommate can always hear you masturbating so you can learn how to be quiet already
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    Remain blissfully ignorant to the fact that your roommate can definitely always hear you masturbating and carry on as usual
  1. 5. Would you rather...

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    Have your vibrator die right as you're about to come
    Have someone knock on the door right as you're about to come

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5. Would you rather...
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    Have your vibrator die right as you're about to come
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    Have someone knock on the door right as you're about to come
  1. 6. Would you rather...

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    Never masturbate again
    Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever

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6. Would you rather...
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    Never masturbate again
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    Have to masturbate five times a day, every day, forever
  1. 7. Would you rather...

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    Never use lube/lotion while masturbating again
    Spill a ridiculous amount of lube/lotion every single time you masturbate no matter where you are

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7. Would you rather...
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    Never use lube/lotion while masturbating again
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    Spill a ridiculous amount of lube/lotion every single time you masturbate no matter where you are
  1. 8. Would you rather...

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    Have to announce on Facebook or Twitter every time you're about to masturbate
    Post audio of a masturbation session one time

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8. Would you rather...
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    Have to announce on Facebook or Twitter every time you're about to masturbate
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    Post audio of a masturbation session one time
  1. 9. Would you rather...

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    Have to go to the emergency room for an embarrassing masturbation-related injury with no lasting physical consequences
    Have an unrelated injury that prevented you from masturbating for a month

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9. Would you rather...
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    Have to go to the emergency room for an embarrassing masturbation-related injury with no lasting physical consequences
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    Have an unrelated injury that prevented you from masturbating for a month
  1. 10. Would you rather...

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    Get paid $1,000,000 to never masturbate again
    Get paid $100 every time you masturbate

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10. Would you rather...
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    Get paid $1,000,000 to never masturbate again
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    Get paid $100 every time you masturbate

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