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17 Moments Everyone With A Vagina Has Experienced While Masturbating

*Accomplishes one small task* TIME FOR A MASTURBATION BREAK.

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2. When everyone's home and you have to be stealthy AF

Stacking a million pillows and blankets on top of yourself to mute the sound of your vibrator isn't exactly ideal, but what else are you going to do, let everyone listen to the dulcet sounds of your orgasm?

3. And when no one's home so you can actually make some damn noise for once

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Long, uninterrupted stretches of time to yourself are rare and sacred when you don't live alone. And tbh, the only real way to celebrate that is to turn up the volume on your porn and actually let out a moan for once.

4. When you wind up thinking about someone you'd definitely rather not think about

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No matter what fantasy you start out with, every once in a while someone completely random pops up and hijacks your fantasy, and THERE YOU ARE, ACCIDENTALLY MASTURBATING TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT BEFORE.

5. When your vibrator's battery fails at the most inopportune moment

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Of all the terrible-but-not-life-threatening things that can happen to you, your vibrator battery dying when you're THISCLOSE has got to be at least #4.

7. When you're on your period and have to make some important choices

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You're not about to let your period stop you from masturbating, but let's be real, it requires a little preparation. Are you going to put down towels so you don't leave a crime scene behind, or are you going to stick to the clit and avoid the mess altogether? Choices, choices.

9. When the porn is kind of questionable, but you're kind of curious

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This masturbation session is more experimental than pleasurable in nature — you're not suuuure a clip is your kink exactly, but you're willing to check it out and see if you can get off to it. You know, for science.

10. When you have nothing better to do than rack up multiple orgasms

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Listen, sometimes you just have a long stretch of free time and a can-do attitude, so why not see how many consecutive orgasms you can have?

11. When you're in the shower and want to see what all the fuss is about

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Everyone's heard that using a shower head on your clitoris is the holy grail of orgasm summoners, especially if you have a hard time. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a detachable shower head, but that hasn't stopped you from trying with some impressive contortion on the bathtub floor.

12. When you low-key make your clit go numb thanks to the highest setting on your vibrator

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Cranking the vibration all the way up is not for the faint of heart and will definitely exhaust your nerve endings for a good hour, but sometimes you just want to see if you can make yourself come in three seconds flat, okay?

14. When you need to get creative and do some desperate DIY

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Throwback to those dark times when your hands just weren't doing it for you, but you didn't have the means to acquire your own sex toy. You don't have to be crafty to have an eye for household items that can double as sex toys.

15. When you have a hot date with a new toy

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ANTICIPATION IS HIGH. Will it have been worth the money? Will it actually get you off? Are all the promises of the multiple orgasms you read in reviews true??? TIME TO FIND OUT.

17. And finally, when you seduce the fuck out of yourself because you're worth it

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Sometimes you just have to treat yourself to a nice night of lovemaking, even if you don't have anyone to join you. Mood lighting, music, foreplay...maybe even some goddamn candles, because why not?

  1. So, have you had these ~masturbation moments~?

    Yup, all of them
    Most of them, yeah
    Only a few
    No, but now I'm going to try them
    Actually, I'm a person with a penis here out of curiosity
    Uh, no, wtf

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    Yup, all of them
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    Most of them, yeah
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    Only a few
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    No, but now I'm going to try them
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    Actually, I'm a person with a penis here out of curiosity
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    Uh, no, wtf

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