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13 Very Important Questions About DIY Sex Toys

Because sometimes you've got to DIY.

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Before we get started, a quick note: Just because people do use these things as sex toys doesn't mean it's always safe. Any foreign object you stick around your genitals should be sanitized and anything porous or perishable should be covered by a condom. Not to mention, anything insertable really should be something that's meant to go inside you — like an actual sex toy — to reduce the risk of getting stuck.

Also, heads up: This quiz covers insertable, humpable, or vibrating objects (aka things probably best enjoyed by vaginas, clitorises, and bums) and doesn't cover the many penis-centric DIY toys out there.

OK, NOW LET'S GET STARTED.

  1. Have you ever used a phallic fruit or vegetable?

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  1. An electric toothbrush?

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  1. An electric facial cleanser?

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  1. A hairbrush handle?

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  1. A showerhead?

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  1. A screwdriver handle?

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A screwdriver handle?
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  1. Pearls or beads?

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Pearls or beads?
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  1. A turkey baster for ~clitoral suction~?

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    Never

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A turkey baster for ~clitoral suction~?
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  1. A washing machine on the spin cycle?

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A washing machine on the spin cycle?
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  1. A couch arm?

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A couch arm?
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  1. A kitchen appliance?

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A kitchen appliance?
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  1. A phone on vibrate?

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A phone on vibrate?
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  1. Lastly, did this quiz inadvertently give you some new ideas?

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    YUP, THANKS BUZZFEED
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    No, gross

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