1. This ridiculous notion:
2. This cool party trick:
3. This optimistic outlook:
4. This unruly cycle:
5. This night-and-day difference:
6. This valiant effort:
7. This very necessary extension:
8. This relevant paradox:
9. This beautiful dream:
10. This oh-so-tempting productivity killer:
11. And this alluring coping mechanism:
12. This rude awakening:
13. This daily countdown:
14. This concept that sounds fake, tbh:
15. This excellent point:
16. This lie you always tell yourself:
17. This proof that there are a million uses to sleep:
18. This outrageous affront:
19. This joke that you might just be serious about, honestly:
20. The most frustrating pattern in the world:
21. The song of your people:
22. The rare occasion you're vaguely functional:
23. That thing you tell yourself:
24. And the truth, at the end of the day:
