Are You An Introvert Or Just An Asshole?
You love your alone time and definitely need it to recharge, but not to the point that you let people down or act like a dick when you'd rather be by yourself. You just know what you like and how to get it.
I mean, hey, you might be an introvert too, but let's be honest: you've definitely masqueraded a few dick moves as introversion. But admit it, you're kind of proud of it, right? \_(ツ)_/¯