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Pants shopping is an absolute nightmare:
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It gets in the way of everything:
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RIP your favorite jeans:
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And those pants you want to wear? Forget it:
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You and Sir Mix-a-Lot have a complicated relationship:
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In the summer, it basically has its own climate:
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If there's a magic number, you've yet to find it:
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For some reason, people think you can twerk or something:
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LOL @ short anything, tbh:
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When you work out, you get a whole different kind of sore:
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Getting dressed in the morning is basically an obstacle course:
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But OK, it's not that bad:
