People can't stop talking about fidget spinners, so it was only a matter of time before someone found a way to stick one up their butt.
I, for one, am grateful that this news comes to us in the form of a properly-shaped butt plug, rather than a story of someone getting an actual fidget spinner stuck up their bum.
Here's the official product description from Etsy shop-owner GlowFyourself, because every part of it is gold:
Here to help keep that A$$ focused, we present to you our custom-made fidget spinner butt plugs! That's right, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own booty spinning adventure toy!
Available in 3 sizes to fit any attention span, get yours today and get $hit done!
More details to follow soon, novelty use only, don't do anything stupid lol
So...I have a few questions.
Anyway, if you are interested in ~keeping that ass focused~, you can get it on Etsy here. It's $35, $45, or $55 for a small, medium, or large plug respectively. HAPPY SPINNING.
Brb, buying one right nowOkay, that's kind of funnyIf I hear about fidget spinners ONE MORE TIME...That's enough internet for todayYou got paid to write this?
FYI, You Can Buy A Fidget Spinner Butt Plug
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vote votesBrb, buying one right now
vote votesOkay, that's kind of funny
vote votesIf I hear about fidget spinners ONE MORE TIME...
vote votesThat's enough internet for today
vote votesYou got paid to write this?