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FYI, You Can Buy A Fidget Spinner Butt Plug

"Available in three sizes to fit any attention span."

People can't stop talking about fidget spinners, so it was only a matter of time before someone found a way to stick one up their butt.

I, for one, am grateful that this news comes to us in the form of a properly-shaped butt plug, rather than a story of someone getting an actual fidget spinner stuck up their bum.

Here's the official product description from Etsy shop-owner GlowFyourself, because every part of it is gold:

Here to help keep that A$$ focused, we present to you our custom-made fidget spinner butt plugs! That's right, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own booty spinning adventure toy!

Available in 3 sizes to fit any attention span, get yours today and get $hit done!

More details to follow soon, novelty use only, don't do anything stupid lol

So...I have a few questions.

Anyway, if you are interested in ~keeping that ass focused~, you can get it on Etsy here. It's $35, $45, or $55 for a small, medium, or large plug respectively. HAPPY SPINNING.