1. You're blissfully wrapped up in fiction, rather than reality.
2. You're weird, man.
3. But that's cool because you're dedicated to your craft.
4. People would describe you as "carefree to a fault."
5. You're cute. Really cute.
6. You can do really bizarre things and still look cute.
7. You know just how to steal men's hearts.
... and then very casually crush them.
8. You love the unpredictable, mysterious nature of life and teach other people to embrace it.
9. You're really into being "free."
Like, borderline obsessed.
10. You say kind of dumb stuff and somehow make it sound profound.
11. Don't forget weird.
12. You can say "kiss me, stupid" and not look like a total douchebag.
13. You probably don't exist.
