Germans Have The Weirdest Names For Their Food And OMG I Can't Even

    "I tried Dead Grandma yesterday. Delicious!"

    Anna Aridzanjan
    by Anna Aridzanjan

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Tote Oma = Dead Grandma

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    What it is: Black Pudding.

    2. Kalter Hund = Cold Dog

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    What it is: A cake made of butter biskuits and chocolate.

    3. Nonnenfürzchen = Nun's Fart

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    What it is: Donut-like deep fried cakes.

    4. Bubenspitzle = Little Boys' Penises

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    What it is: Potato dumplings rolled into little torpedo shapes.

    5. Tote Tante = Dead Aunt

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    What it is: Hot or cold chocolate with rum and whipped cream.

    6. Falscher Hase = Fake Rabbit

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    What it is: Meat loaf with hard boiled eggs inside.

    7. Hackepeter = Minced Meat Peter

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    What it is: Raw minced pork, usually spread on bread or bread rolls.

    8. Wackelpeter = Wiggle Peter

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    What it is: Jello.

    9. Leberkäse = Liver Cheese

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    What it is: Meat loaf made from corned beef, pork and bacon, baked to get a brown crust.

    10. Handkäs mit Musik = Hand Cheese With Music

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    What it is: Sour milk cheese marinated with chopped onions and caraway.

    11. Maultaschen = Mouth Bags

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    What it is: Pasta dumplings filled with meat.

    12. Bienenstich = Bee Sting

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    What it is: Cake filled with cream and topped with crunchy almond-honey-butter caramel.

    13. Himmel und Erde = Heaven And Earth

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    What it is: Black pudding, fried onions, mashed potatoes and apple sauce.

    14. Presskopf = Press Head

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    What it is: Terrine or meat jelly made from the meat of a calf or pig's head, often set in aspic.

    15. Strammer Max = Sturdy / Upright Max

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    What it is: A slice of bread, sometimes fried in butter, covered with ham and fried egg.

    16. Radler = Cyclist

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    What it is: Beer mixed with lemonade / soda.

    17. Arme Ritter = Poor Knights

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    What it is: French Toast.

    18. Schweineohren = Pig Ears

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    What it is: Puff pastry also known as "Palmiers" or "Elephant Ears".

    19. Beamtenstippe = Civil Servant Dip

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    What it is: Ground meat sauce, usually served with boiled or mashed potatoes.

    20. Blaue Zipfel = Blue Tips / Penises

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    What it is: Boiled sour Bratwurst.

    21. Verlorene Eier = Lost Eggs

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    What it is: Poached eggs OR eggs with mustard sauce.

    22. Ofenschlupfer = Slip Into The Oven

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    What it is: Sweet bread bake OR sweet filled oven buns.

    23. Pommes Schranke = Fries Barrier

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    What it is: Fries with ketchup and mayo.

    24. Seele = Soul

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    What it is: Baguette-shaped white bread made of spelt wheat, topped with caraway and coarse salt.

    25. Laubfrösche = Tree Frogs

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    What it is: Stuffed spinach, chard or savoy cabbage.

    26. Studentenfutter = Student's Food

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    What it is: Trail mix.

    27. Eisbein = Ice Leg

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    What it is: Ham hock.

    28. Spaghetti-Eis = Spaghetti Ice Cream

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    What it is: Vanilla ice cream, strawberry sauce and grated white chocolate. You can find it everywhere in Germany, for example here.

    29. Muckefuck = ???

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    What it is: Coffee substitute.