Food·Posted on Nov 14, 201834 Hipster Restaurants That Have Officially Crossed The Line With The No-Tableware ThingPlates are not overrated, people.by Anna AridzanjanBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. To all you trendy hipster farm-to-table restaurants out there, we need to talk. Twitter: @doktorb 2. We know you want to be creative. Twitter: @WeWantPlates 3. You want to be cute. instagram.com 4. You want to be funny. instagram.com 5. And provocative. instagram.com 6. You're doing it all **ironically**. We know. Ed Smith @rocketandsquash You're going to love this: DECONSTRUCTED SPAG BOL, La Folie Douce, Val d'isere, €29 (@WeWantPlates) 05:10 PM - 17 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rocketandsquash 7. But like, can we level with you? Twitter: @bobgranleese 8. Can we let you all in on a secret? We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Breakfast in a surgical tray. Beans in a glass. Bread on a #bumpaddle. Chef in a headlock. (Pic: @ThatDamnYank) 07:32 PM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 9. There's this thing that makes eating out way more enjoyable... Paul @Elektrickery @londonlass666 "Put it on the slate" You sound like the chef in a hipster restaurant. 01:14 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Elektrickery 10. And just all-around easier... reddit.com 11. And it's called TABLEWARE. reddit.com 12. You know, like plates? Marina O'Loughlin @MarinaOLoughlin Bread in a flat cap, Yorkshire @WeWantPlates 09:23 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MarinaOLoughlin 13. And normal bowls? We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Confirmation of the Bread Slippers of Switzerland. You're welcome. #wewantplates 07:30 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 14. Instead of vintage irons? We Want Plates @WeWantPlates IRONING INSTRUCTIONS Cotton: iron on high heat Silk: iron on medium heat Nylon: iron on low heat Prawns: iron on ma… https://t.co/0popJW2vzf 05:43 PM - 18 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 15. And like, this m-f-ing umbrella?? We Want Plates @WeWantPlates The end of the world is nigh. (Pic: @wyahaw) 07:14 AM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 16. And gardening tools? Wefail @wefail My wife ordered mushrooms today and they came in a garden trowel. This is why we need nuclear war. 03:59 PM - 15 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @wefail 17. It would just be like...nice, ya know? Summer Ray @SummerRay I love this time of year when the fries are in full bloom 06:53 PM - 06 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SummerRay 18. To eat off a normal platter... Anne Frankenstein @DJAFrankenstein @WeWantPlates just been served my lunch in Greece on a miniature skateboard. It's a mineral spa by a lake full of e… https://t.co/fADPIbVklc 12:53 PM - 06 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DJAFrankenstein 19. And drink out of normal glasses. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Enjoying #WorldGinDay? WE'RE SORRY. (Pic: @hollycavetravel) 06:52 PM - 10 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 20. And like, have an actual cheese **board**? We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Bloody Wimbledon. (Pic: @msleannefraser) 06:19 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 21. Please just...give us silverware. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates "How would you like your lamb?" "On a rock with a pair of tweezers, please." (Pic: @SiMackie) 04:17 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 22. And normal cups... Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison And I thought the jam jar was bad. 06:59 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mrchrisaddison 23. Because we promise, tableware is NOT overrated. The MICHELIN Guide @MichelinGuideUK Enough now 08:08 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MichelinGuideUK 24. If anything, it's not nearly appropriately rated. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates "Here's your prawn lollipop. Feel free to feed the fish but please don't turn the liquidiser on." (Pic: @johnnyhc) 03:52 PM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 25. We're not asking for much in this life, people. We Want Plates @WeWantPlates This is not a dessert. This is a puzzle. (Pic: @Tankian21) 08:29 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 26. We're just a couple of hungry people... We Want Plates @WeWantPlates "Sorry, I didn't order a beer." "That's gravy, sir." "It's what?" "Gravy." "In a can?" "Yes." [looks round] "Grav… https://t.co/w2bGofwrMN 03:49 PM - 24 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 27. Standing before the world... Pubs Galore @PubsGalore Just to let you know @HarvesterUK there are things called plates that need no paper lining and don't spin so freely… https://t.co/aVfj7jeb3M 02:28 PM - 25 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. And asking if we can please... reddit.com 29. Just, please... We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Coffee could become really popular if someone could just invent some sort of vessel for drinking it out of. (Pic:… https://t.co/tdzOrIDa4a 03:46 PM - 27 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Pretty, pretty please... We Want Plates @WeWantPlates Remember the wheelie bin code: Green = garden waste Black = cans and glass Grey = overpriced crisps (Pic: @helenium) 09:05 PM - 28 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @WeWantPlates 31. Can we have normal containers for food? instagram.com 32. And...not doggie bowls? instagram.com 33. Or...skull glasses? instagram.com 34. Until then, I guess we'll be *checks menu* getting our tetanus shots, eh? Twitter: @Tequilan Cheers? So, is your pulse up to speed already or can you still take these posts? 16 "Concept" Restaurants That Need To Be Stopped23 Upsetting Images Of Food Being Served On Literally Everything But A Plate19 Hipster Restaurants That Need To Be Immediately Fucking Stopped This post was translated from German.