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If You Do 22 Of These Disgusting Things, You Are A Totally Average Woman

Adjusting your bra in public: check!

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  1. CHECK OFF EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE BEFORE:
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    Taken off your bra without taking off your top.
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    Taken off your bra without taking off your top.
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    Pulled the dry skin off your lips until they bled.
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    Pulled the dry skin off your lips until they bled.
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    Taken a big handful of tummy and played with it.
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    Taken a big handful of tummy and played with it.
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    Talked to someone on the phone while you were sitting on the toilet.
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    Talked to someone on the phone while you were sitting on the toilet.
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    Ripped out pubic hairs that were stuck in your panty liner by accident.
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    Ripped out pubic hairs that were stuck in your panty liner by accident.
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    Rubbed off your mascara and pulled it off in little clumps which you let go everywhere.
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    Rubbed off your mascara and pulled it off in little clumps which you let go everywhere.
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    Sniffed dirty clothes lying around to see if they could be worn again.
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    Sniffed dirty clothes lying around to see if they could be worn again.
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    Scratched your pubic hair in a nonsexual manner.
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    Scratched your pubic hair in a nonsexual manner.
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    Plucked out any nipple hairs that got a little too long.
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    Plucked out any nipple hairs that got a little too long.
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    Peed in the shower.
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    Peed in the shower.
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    Picked out all the dirt under your fingernails in public.
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    Picked out all the dirt under your fingernails in public.
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    Squeezed a pimple so hard that it exploded and got stuck to the mirror.
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    Squeezed a pimple so hard that it exploded and got stuck to the mirror.
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    Plucked out those tiny ingrown hairs.
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    Plucked out those tiny ingrown hairs.
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    Played with a really thick, long hair on your face.
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    Played with a really thick, long hair on your face.
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    Bloodied up your sheets while on your period and not bothered to change them for a couple days.
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    Bloodied up your sheets while on your period and not bothered to change them for a couple days.
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    Picked off all your nail polish.
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    Picked off all your nail polish.
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    Spent an entire day walking around in loose tights that have slipped down near your knees.
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    Spent an entire day walking around in loose tights that have slipped down near your knees.
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    Used a tampon or pad longer than your should have.
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    Used a tampon or pad longer than your should have.
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    Scratched your crotch then sniffed your fingers to make sure it smelled *normal*.
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    Scratched your crotch then sniffed your fingers to make sure it smelled *normal*.
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    Kept wearing underwear with holes in it even though your pubic hair poked through.
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    Kept wearing underwear with holes in it even though your pubic hair poked through.
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    Adjusted your bra or straps discreetly in public.
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    Adjusted your bra or straps discreetly in public.
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    Worn your smelly, unwashed sports bra several times in a row.
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    Worn your smelly, unwashed sports bra several times in a row.
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    Used your brush over and over again without ever cleaning the hair off of it.
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    Used your brush over and over again without ever cleaning the hair off of it.
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    Used dry shampoo way too many days in a row because you couldn't be bothered to wash your hair.
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    Used dry shampoo way too many days in a row because you couldn't be bothered to wash your hair.
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    Worn a bra that was already old, yellowed, and smelly for too many days in a row.
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    Worn a bra that was already old, yellowed, and smelly for too many days in a row.
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    Checked to see if you had started your period or if your ass was just sweaty.
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    Checked to see if you had started your period or if your ass was just sweaty.
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    Just shaved the spots people would see.
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    Just shaved the spots people would see.
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    Failed to remove your makeup before going to bed, then just put new makeup on over it.
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    Failed to remove your makeup before going to bed, then just put new makeup on over it.
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    Sprayed your worn but still fairly clean clothing with Febreeze to freshen them up a bit.
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    Sprayed your worn but still fairly clean clothing with Febreeze to freshen them up a bit.
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    Very closely scrutinized your used tampon before throwing it away.
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    Very closely scrutinized your used tampon before throwing it away.
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    Fished crumbs out of your cleavage and eaten them.
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    Fished crumbs out of your cleavage and eaten them.
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    Checked yourself out in the mirror for a long time before getting in the shower.
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    Checked yourself out in the mirror for a long time before getting in the shower.
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