"How To Properly Dispose Of Garbage""How To Hunt For Trash""How to Get the Werewolf Look""How To Be Trash"
"How to Get the Werewolf Look"
Step 1: "Adopt a sort of lupine, predatory walk. Do this by keeping your eyes fixed on one spot, and tread as if you're hunting something."
"How To Insert A Menstruation Tampon""How to Hold in Your Poop in Embarrassing Situations""How To Know When You Have To Use The Bathroom""How to Properly Stretch Out Your Gluts"
"How to Hold in Your Poop in Embarrassing Situations"
Step 2: "Tense your butt cheeks as much as you can. Basically, what you are accomplishing here is to apply pressure on the upcoming poop to keep it inside the body. Yes, it's really the best way to do it!"
"How To Steal Back Your Man""How To Start A Threesome""How To Be Funny""How To Embarrass Your Brother"
"How to Be Funny"
Step 1: "Learn a little about what makes you laugh."
"How To See The Future""How To Lucid Dream""How to Get Anime Eyes""How To Clean Silverware"
How to Get Anime Eyes
Step 6: "Tighten your eyes with teaspoons. Keep two teaspoons in the refrigerator or a cold cellar for 20-30 minutes. Put the bowl of the spoons over your eyes until the spoons have warmed up. This pulls the skin around your eyes tight, temporarily making you look wide-eyed."
"How To Pee Outside As A Woman""How To Recover From An Embarrassing Fall""How To Roll Two Logs At The Same Time""How To Properly Stretch Out Your Gluts"
How to Pee Outside as a Woman
Step 3: "Try sitting between two objects...When you are done urinating, get off your make-shift toilet. Try to avoid the puddle."
"How To Hypnotize A Chicken""How To Teach A Chicken To Read""How To Tell A Chicken To Stay Over There""How To Figure Out Why The Chicken Crossed The Road"
How to Hypnotize a Chicken
Step 4: "Some people use a horizontal line in front of the chicken instead. Are chickens afraid of lines? Is there any reason this would work better than wiggling your fingers? Great minds still search for an answer."
"How to Be Stealthy""How to Kill A Bird With Two Stones""How To Build A Snowman""How To Build A Miniature Tree House"
"How to Be Stealthy"
Step 4: "Use distraction techniques if necessary. Bring a couple tiny, solid objects that you can throw and that are capable of making some sort of noise. Make sure that they are natural objects like rocks or something that goes with the environment; otherwise the person you are trying to distract may get suspicious."
"How To Cook Lasagna in Your Dishwasher""How To Properly Store Packages""How To Remember Where You Left Something Important""How To Cook Frozen Food"
How to Cook Lasagna in Your Dishwasher
Step 11: "Place the wrapped lasagna flat in your dishwasher on the bottom rack."
"How To Do Yoga""How To Trick People Into Thinking You're Possessed""How To Properly Stretch Out Your Gluts""How To Fake Your Way Out Of Gym Class"
"How to Trick People into Thinking You're Possessed"
Step 3: "Practice moving like a reptile or insect. Some professional exorcists say that possessed people can take on the appearance of serpents or other reptiles; one way to adopt this appearance is to move like one."
"How To Cleanup Your Kitchen When You Drop Everything""How To Redo Your Kitchen Tiling With Household Products""How To Reheat Hot Dogs By Lying Them On The Floor""How To Calculate Pi By Throwing Frozen Hot Dogs"
How to Calculate Pi by Throwing Frozen Hot Dogs
Step 7: "Get into position and THROW YOUR FOOD! Throw just one item at a time...You should start seeing some interesting results by around 100 to 200 throws."
"How To Measure The Size Of Your Boobs With A Bedsheet Or Towel""How To Get Away With Not Owning Any Cloths""How To Deal With Being Caught Naked By A Sibling Of The Opposite Sex""How To Make Your Very Own Ghost Costume Out Of A Bedsheet"
How to Deal with Being Caught Naked by a Sibling of the Opposite Sex
Step 1: "Quickly cover yourself if possible. Your immediate concern if you get caught naked by a sibling of the opposite sex is covering yourself. Grab a towel, some clothing, a cushion or pillow, whatever is handy."
"How To Act Like A Baby Again""How To Cope With IBS""How To Plump Up Your Badonkadonk""How To Potty Train A Toddler"
How to Act Like a Baby Again
Step 4: "Wear a diaper. Get pull up or disposable diapers, if you are unable to wear those tab-styled baby diapers at your age. Although best with the cute characters on them, pull-ups can be sold in the health and hygiene departments of most superstores."
"How To Woo Your Lover With A Pillow Fort""How To Survive A Super Comet Hitting Earth""How To Properly Fold Fitted Sheets""How To Socialize With Men Named 'Ted'"
"How to Survive a Super Comet Hitting Earth"
Step 1: "Your shelter should be complete now."
"How To Descend A Staircase With Elegance""How To Make Your Grand Entrance""How To Show Up Everyone At The Prom""How To Attend A Ball Without Losing A Shoe"
How to Descend a Staircase With Elegance
Step 1: "Pause at the top of the stairs and gaze confidently around the room for a few seconds until everyone turns to look at you. This way you are sure to make maximum impact."