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How Stereotypically Dad Is Your Dad?

Is he the most dad of all the dads?

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  1. Does your dad... (check off all that apply)

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    Constantly walk around the house turning off lights?
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    Take photos of your friends and family without warning or announcement?
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    Not know the difference between the front and back camera on his phone?
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    Stand in a circle with other people as they discuss how they arrived at that particular destination?
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    Give friends and family tours of places he's never been to before?
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    Laugh at his own jokes?
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    Have a shelf full of untouched self-help books?
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    Use the Google to figure out slang terms?
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    Add "the" to the beginning of words that definitely don't need it?
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    Store his phone in a plastic bag when he goes near water?
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    Pretend not to listen when someone says something he doesn't want to hear?
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    Disappear for hours at a time whenever his presence is requested?
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    Read nonfiction books for fun?
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    Passive aggressively post the energy bill on the fridge when it gets too high?
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    Refuse to call professionals to help with home improvement projects?
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    Spend hours on YouTube trying to do DIY projects around the house?
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    Refuse to acknowledge when he's horrendously botched up said DIY projects?
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    Never think he's wrong?
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    Never type "lol"?
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    Wear one pair slippers for his entire life and never gets new ones?
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    Never buy himself clothes?
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    Use correct punctuation when texting?
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    Sign his name at the end of texts?
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    Communicate through emails instead of texts?
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    Put his entire message in the subject line of the email, with nothing in the body?
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    Find joy in lying to children about how the world works?
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    Store used plastic bags under the counter?
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    Give advice to youths in the form of idioms (money doesn't grow on trees!)?
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    Pretend like he always know where he's going?
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    Print out directions from Google Maps?
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    Listen to the traffic on the radio?
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    Email the articles he finds interesting to all of his friends?
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    Dance incredibly unselfconsciously?
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    Scoff at pop culture?
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    Brag about how much better music was in his time?
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    Work the grill like a boss but have no idea how to navigate a kitchen?
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    Fall asleep on the sofa?
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    Have a random photo that is definitely not him as his Facebook profile picture?
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    Leave his loved ones voicemails just to check in?
 
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