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How Hipster Are Your Grandparents?

Hey grams, can you pass me the kombucha?

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  1. Does one or more of your grandparents...

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    Have a mustache?
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    Have a waxed mustache?
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    Don a fedora or porkpie hat from time to time?
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    Own a pair of thick, black-rimmed glasses?
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    Actually use mason jars?
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    Listen to vinyl records?
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    Have a cassette player?
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    Listen to music you've never heard of?
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    Pickle their own fruits and vegetables?
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    Can their own food?
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    Tend their own herb garden?
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    Use Edison bulbs?
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    Own things with birds on them?
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    Own wooden furniture they made with their bare hands?
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    Have vintage china around the house?
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    Possess and use a Polaroid camera?
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    Have tons of pictures where they aren't smiling?
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    Mostly appear in black and white or sepia photos?
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    Smoke cigars?
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    Smoke pipes?
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    Just...smoke?
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    Knit?
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    Own an impressive collection of sweaters?
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    Choose baths over showers?
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    Steadfastly use an old, worn-out leather wallet?
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    Wear plaid?
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    Wear bowties?
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    Wear suspenders?
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    Enjoy whimsical socks?
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    Own a fixed-gear bicycle?
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    ...with a basket?
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    ...and no hand brakes?
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    Wear pocket squares?
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    Collect old magazines?
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    Play shuffleboard?
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    Wear tweed vests...
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    ...with matching newsboy caps?
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    Shop in thrift stores?
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    Distrust social media?
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    Refuse to join Snapchat?
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    Think apple the fruit is better than Apple the tech company?
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    Wear T-shirts with random company's logos on them?
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    Own a pocket watch?
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    Check the time on a watch instead of a phone?
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    Use a flip phone?
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    Prefer cheap beer?
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    Drink whiskey?
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    Drink classic cocktails...
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    ...and actually know how to make classic cocktails?
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    Read real books with real pages?
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    And hard copies of newspapers?
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    Prefer to use a typewriter?
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    Slick back their hair?
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    Think TV is an artless form of entertainment?
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    Not care about the Kardashians?
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    Complain about the youths?
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    Complain about the neighborhood changing?
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    Complain about everything?
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    Refuse to identify as a hipster?
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