Donald DuckVia DisneyGoofyVia Disney
I'd take Goofy's charming cluelessness over Donald's temper any day.
Land ArielSea Ariel
OK being a mermaid sounds super cool, but Ariel had been singing about growing feet for who knows how long. Let her have this.
Toy Story 1Via DisneyToy Story 2Via Disney
Toy Story 1
Via DisneyVia Disney
He's the crazy psychic uncle we all wish we had.
Treasure PlanetVia DisneyPeter PanVia Disney
Why would you settle for sea pirates when you could have SPACE pirates?!
Via DisneyVia Disney
There's a reason why we exclaim "Jiminy Cricket" when things go wrong.
Snow WhiteSleeping Beauty
Everyone wins over Snow White. Sorry, Snow.
"Rhapsody in Blue" is amazing, but how can anything compete with "The Sorcerer's Apprentice"?
UpVia DisneyBig Hero 6
Big Hero 6
Balloon house adventures or crime-fighting nerd team? UMMMMMMM.
UrsulaVia DisneyHadesVia Disney
Hades is on fire. His HAIR is on FIRE. Hades wins.
FlounderVia DisneyMarlinVia Disney
All Flounder does is whine. All Marlin does is tirelessly search for his son. Marlin ftw.
MushuVia DisneyAbuVia Disney
They both kind of screw things up...a lot. But at least Mushu is somewhat helpful in the end!
Mulan saved an entire nation! Elsa, you're cool, but not that cool.
GastonVia DisneyThe BeastVia Disney
At least the Beast doesn't say things like "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking!"
CinderellaVia DisneyTianaVia Disney
They're both insanely hard-working, but Tiana seems more ambitious and ingenuitive.
GenieVia DisneyTimon and PumbaaVia Disney
Love Timon and Pumbaa, but they can't grant wishes.
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