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How Fancy Are Your Pants?

Indubitably, my crumpets!

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    Do you begin your sentences with "ergo?"
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    Or "henceforth?"
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    Do you tip your hat to passerby?
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    Does your monocle comically pop off when you get surprised?
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    Do you have an entire room full of portraits?
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    Some of those portraits being important members of your family?
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    Do you eat tea and crumpets everyday at 3:00 p.m. on the dot?
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    Do you have a butler named Wallace?
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    Or Chadwick?
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    Or Alfred?
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    Does your butler take your coat for you every time you enter your foyer?
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    Do you promenade through the garden on nice summer evenings?
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    Do you know what a waistcoat is?
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    Do you store your pocket watch in your waistcoat?
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    Do you own a very tall hat?
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    Do you clap your hands twice to confirm you've just issued someone an order?
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    Do you occasionally wear gloves up to your elbows?
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    Have you ever been aghast?
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    Do you have your own private booth at the opera?
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    Do you occasionally fret over the family jewels?
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    Or...the FAMILY SECRET?
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    Did you just gasp aloud as your read that?
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    Perhaps you were even...AGHAST?
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    Do you scorn "new money?"
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    Do you applaud with two fingers?
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    Do you initiate interactions by saying, "May I have this dance?"
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    Do you wear a nightgown to bed?
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    As well as a nightcap?
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    Do you huff "well, I never!" when people refer to you as a "fancy-pants?"
 
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