Mountains of unwashed dishes.Unwashed dishes that still have food on them.Hair left in the shower.People crashing on your couch without warning.This nonsense.AND THIS NONSENSE.Overflowing garbage.Recyclables mixed into the garbage.Their S.O. staying ALL THE TIME.Loud and unpleasant hanky-panky sounds.Their animal's fur covering all of your shit.A litterbox that they never clean.Them forgetting to lock the door.Dirty laundry strewn about everywhere.Sad, dead houseplants.Their band rehearsing at your place.A fridge overflowing with their shit.Their rotting food in the fridge.Nail clippings on the floor.Terrifying things in the toilet that definitely aren't yours.A very loud alarm that they never turn off.Roommate meetings.Unannounced house parties.Them using your stuff without permission.Their shit all over common places.Having to deal with scary bugs by yourself.Them breaking all of your things.Them.
How Crappy Is Your Roommate?
People aren't perfect, so there are always bound to be a couple problems when you try to live with another human. Luckily for you, your roommate seems to be quite endurable.
They might not be perfect, but it could be a lot worse, right? Right?! Right.
Oh my goodness, get OUT of there! Grab your things and — you know what, don't even pack up. Just LEAVE.