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Should You Stay Home From School?

SNOT today, math class.

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    Do you have a little tickle in your throat?
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    Can you only breathe through one nostril?
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    Can you not breathe through ANY nostrils?
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    Are your eyes a tad watery?
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    Are you feeling a little tired?
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    Maybe a little sore?
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    Like your body feels like it was hit with a bus?
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    Then run over with a semi-truck?
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    Then discarded in a trash compactor?
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    Does swallowing feel like a sandpaper porcupine is trying to go down your throat?
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    Are you unable to leave your room without a wad of tissues?
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    Is your trash can overflowing with tissues?
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    Is your nose just a neverending faucet?
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    A sticky, chapped, cruel faucet?
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    Is your mouth dry and barren from having to breathe through it?
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    Do bright lights make you hiss?
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    And loud noises make you want to claw at their source?
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    Except not, because you have no energy?
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    Does your body feel like it's ablaze with the fires of hell?
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    Do you need to wear your winter jacket in a well-heated room?
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    Are you terrifying your neighbors with the sounds of your racking coughs?
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    Has someone given you the once-over then asked if you were OK?
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    Or maybe someone commented on how sick you look?
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    Or asked if you were crying, but really you were just leaking mucous?
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    But as it turns out, you actually were crying anyway?
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    Have people given you a wide berth as they pass you?
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    Have you groaned for more than 5 seconds?
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    Or maybe whimpered softly to yourself?
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    And dejectedly asked your immune system, "whyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

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