Why yes, it is a cheese.That's not a cheese, that's a LIE.
Why yes, it is a cheese.
It's a precious ball of mozzarella. We were sent here to protect it.
Yes, without a doubt, this is a cheese.No. No it is not.
Yes, without a doubt, this is a cheese.
A perfect, spherical cheese.
Of course this is a cheese!Psh, what? No.
Why yes! It is indeed a cheese.Nonsense! It is not indeed a cheese.
Nonsense! It is not indeed a cheese.
Alas! It's peanut butter and curry with a cocoa butter shell. Such a bitter disappointment!
This is cheese, I have faith!That's not cheese! That's sadness in a blanket.
This is cheese, I have faith!
How dare you doubt this sweet bundle of ricotta?
It's a marvelous cheese sauce!No, that's plain white sauce! Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey.
Oh that's cheese, alright.That's not a cheese, that's deception sliced into neat little cubes.
That's not a cheese, that's a lie sliced into neat little cubes.
Sadly, that's tofu, not cheese. Sorry cheese.
It's cheese! Beautiful, translucent cheese!Falsehood! Everyone knows you should only trust opaque foods.
It's cheese! Beautiful, translucent cheese!
These parmesan flakes would probably taste lovely on a salad.
Yes, a cheese! A dinner party cheese!No way. I don't trust it.
No way. I don't trust it.
FINE, you nonbelievers. It's slowly defrosting butter. Are you happy now?
Uh duh, look at all that cheese grease.Uh no, those are cooked worms.
Uh duh, look at all that cheese grease.
Just warm and gooey melted cheese.
It's a smooth cheese that I would love to cup in my hand like a baby bird.Egads! That's no cheese, that's an imposter!
Egads! That's no cheese, that's an imposter!
It's actually unbaked rosemary bread just trying it's darndest.
That has to be the most honest cheese in the world.Trust nothing, love no one. That is not a cheese.
Trust nothing, love no one. That is not a cheese.
To be skeptical is to be wise, for that is a bar of soap and probably very bad for your stomach lining.
I know it in my heart to be cheese.No.
I know it in my heart to be cheese.
A perfectly sliced cascade of munster cheese.
I believe this is cheese. I believe IN the cheese!Nah, fam. I'm out.
Nah, fam. I'm out.
Weep not, for this is cocoa butter. It's much more useful than cheese.