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How Bitchy Are You Really?

Being a bitch isn't a bad thing. Embrace your inner bitch.

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  1. Someone pushes in front of you because they didn't notice you were waiting in line.

    Let them go, they didn't notice.
    Tell them politely you were waiting in queue.
    Tap them on the shoulder and say you were waiting first.
    Push in front of them in the queue.
    Tap them on the shoulder and punch them on the face
    Kick them in the ankle so they trip over and then laugh at them and say it was another person.
  2. Someone tells you that your shirt looks like something Mickey Mouse would wear.

    Thank them for letting you know, and rush home to change.
    Tell them that you don't know them and you're going to scream "Stranger Danger" if they keep looking at you.
    Act shocked, then walk off and strut your legs so they know how hot you really are.
    Tell them that you're going to have to let your mother know about this offensive comment.
    Tell them that the shirt that they are wearing looks like something out of 1834 and that they should go back to the gutter they crawled out of.
    Take off your shirt, and progress to strangle them with said shirt and then dance on their dead, cold corpse.
  3. You're purchasing a Louis Vuitton wallet and when you swipe your credit card it gets declined. The person behind the till laughs at you and asks you to leave the store.

    Apologise for wasting their time, and progress to leave the store and never enter it again.
    Apologise for wasting their time, and continue to browse the cheaper items in the shop.
    Get angry at them for laughing at you, and exclaim you don't need the wallet anyway.
    Get angry at them for laughing at you, and progress to tell their manager and get them fired and then laugh at THEM.
    Grab the wallet and quickly jog out of the store without anyone seeing you.
    Uncover your carefully concealed knife and stab them in the throat and steal the wallet.
  4. You're in a coffee shop and someone trips and spills their boiling hot coffee on you.

    Accept you were in the way, and apologise for that and buy them a new coffee.
    Accept it was an honest mistake, and help them not feel bad for spilling it on you.
    Give them evil eyes, look away and clean yourself off with some napkins/serviettes on the table.
    Make them feel bad by telling them you have a date tonight and you were planning on wearing this outfit.
    Stand up and push them and scream from the boiling hot coffee on your perfect silky skin.
    Act calm, grab the rest of their coffee and pour it over their head. Then, progress to call them nasty names.
  5. A family member or friend attempts to speak to you while you're watching something with or without headphones in.

    Pause the thing you're watching/listening to, so you can hear them speak.
    Ask them to wait till the commercial break, or the song finishes.
    Make the "mom face" at them to suggest you're busy.
    Ask them to move closer, then slap them in the face.
    Get up from your chair/bed, move over to them and move to their ear then yell at the top of your lungs.
    Completely ignore them, as if they don't even exist and you don't care what they have to say.
  6. You're playing sport with some friends and someone kicks the ball and it hits you in the face.

    Accept it was a complete accident, and continue to play.
    Act sore, and ask them to apologise.
    Tell them that really hurt, and demand an apology.
    Get up, dust off and walk away as if you have never met any of them before.
    Pick up the ball and kick it at their head twice as hard.
    Pull out your pocket knife and stab the ball so it deflates then start throwing rocks at your friend.

How Bitchy Are You Really?

You got: You're not even a bitch...

Honestly, why are you even taking this quiz? From your answers, I can't even see that you're really a bitch at all? When was the last time you bitched?

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You got: Basic bitch.

I mean, you're not even that much of a bitch... Were you born a bitch? Maybe you should see a bitch tutor. They can help you.

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You got: Kinda bitchy.

OK, I'll give it to you. You're KINDA a bitch, but you don't fit in the mega-bitch category yet, but you can still be proud of yourself.

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You got: Beautiful bitch

Your bitchiness is blossoming every day. You're pretty bitchy, which is good for getting rid of the haters who try to ruin your beautiful day. Don't give into the haters.

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You got: Bitchtastic.

Woah, calm down with that bitchiness, or you might need to get a bitch therapist. We don't want you going too overboard.

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You got: Mega bitch.

Wow, you're like a huge bitch. Like the biggest bitch I know. Good for you for being amazing in your bitchiness and striving to be a better bitch each day. Congratulations.

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