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    Literally Just 21 Funny Tweets About Cereal

    So sugary.

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    I think Frosted Flakes are actually the dandruff of angels.

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    Has anyone ever noticed that cereal is just cold soup ?

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    I feel like kids today would let the rabbit eat the cereal.

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    Finally, a cereal that matches my porn searches

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    Dude in the background is me: Angus (on phone): Yooooooo just saw Justin Bieber! Continues to eat box of cereal

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    No one cared about Cap'n Crunch when he was a Lieut'n'nt Com'nd'r

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    *goes back in time to meet me as a kid* ME: When u grow up you'll like cereal w/ raisins instead of marshmallows KID ME: Dear God ME: I know

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    If at first you don't succeed, smoke some weed, take a nap, eat some fruit loops and then try again sometime if you're up to it.

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    When your mom buys off brand cereal.

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    Relationship Status: I can't even commit to one kind of cereal.

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    Me: I can't stand close minded people. Also me: if you pour your milk before your cereal natural selection is coming for you

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    I'm eating cereal for lunch but it's Cracklin Oat Bran so it's mature

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    i just finished my bowl of cereal and everything is bad again

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    they should print decibel levels on cereal boxes

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    when they say there's cereal left and there's only 1/200th of a bowl in the bag

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    How can my body be 60% water if it's 80% Cinnamon Toast Crunch? DO THE MATH, SCIENCE.

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