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Who Farted On The Train?

Gary didn't fart on the train. He shit his pants. Close, but no cigar.

Didn't fart on the train.

Kalen didn’t fart on the train, but he did scratch his butt and then rub his hands all over the pole you’re about to grab.

Scott is an asshole. He didn't even inch close enough to Champ to pass his crime off on the dog. He just let it rip beneath the roar of the train and stood there with a smug grin on his face while those around him covered their noses.

You found the farter!

Eve didn't fart on the train. She's been holding one in for 45 freaking minutes and if she doesn't get off the train ASAP she might explode.

Sophia didn't fart, she was too busy silently judging all of you.

Sara didn't fart on the train. At a young age she had thoroughly internalized the patriarchal notion that ladies don't fart.

Barb just left pilates, where she dropped approximately 47 farts in the span of an hour. She was fresh out of gas by the time she got on the train. Guess again.

Timothy didn't fart but he thinks it's hilarious that somebody else did.

Champ makes an easy scapegoat for the real culprit, but he didn’t fart this time. He is a good boy.

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